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dolo amber

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:31 PM
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My cigarette just exploded

I think I hit a seed.

:wtf:

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DS1

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:32 PM
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1. Ummm

Good thing you weren't doing the hide the ciggie in your mouth trick :shrug:

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dolo amber

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:39 PM
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10. I actually did something along those lines of stupid

the other night...I was sewing up a hole in my blanket, and put the needle in my mouth to adjust something. Then I talked. :cry:

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DS1

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:41 PM
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13. Funny you should mention that

Lately I've stopped trusting myself with holding things in my mouth, should something come along and surprise and/or piss me off enough I might swallow it.

Weird.

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Rising Phoenix

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:35 PM
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2. a seed?

what kind of "cigarette" are you smoking?

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dolo amber

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:35 PM
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3. Just a regular one

But I do have memories... :smoke:

:D

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EstimatedProphet

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:38 PM
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7. Ooohhh...hold onto your seeds!

Edited on Wed Jan-25-06 05:38 PM by EstimatedProphet

I'll make it worth your while!
:D

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In_The_Wind

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:40 PM
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12. ...

You want seeds?

I'll give you seeds.

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redwitch

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:35 PM
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4. reason to quit smoking #573

Sometimes cigarettes explode.

Actually, I have never heard of this happening. Ever. Are you sure you weren't hallucinating? :-)

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dolo amber

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:37 PM
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6. It didn't exactly *explode*

It just sorta made a loud POP! at the end and sparks and ashes went everywhere.

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Fla Dem

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:36 PM
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5. It could have been a bug carcass. UGH! n/t

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redwitch

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:38 PM
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8. reason to quit smoking #574

bug carcasses!

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Shell Beau

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:38 PM
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9. Puff puff pass?

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dolo amber

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:41 PM
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14. Hahaha

Winstons for everyone! :patriot: :smoke:

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Shell Beau

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:42 PM
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15. That'll work, I prefer Marlboro Ultra lights, but Winstons are good!

Edited on Wed Jan-25-06 05:42 PM by Shell Beau

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gizmo1979

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:40 PM
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11. I packed those loads in there.

Suppose to help you quit.

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dolo amber

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:44 PM
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18. I'll quit, but I'd rather keep the left side of my face

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ghostsofgiants

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:42 PM
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16. Mwahaha...sinister laugh...my plan is working...

Oh no...I've said too much...

:yoiks:

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dolo amber

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:43 PM
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17. Lousy Canucks!

*shakes crazy stick*

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ghostsofgiants

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:49 PM
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20. (In 1920s villain voice) You'll never get me, Dolo Amber! NEVER!

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SoCalDem

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Wed Jan-25-06 05:44 PM
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19. Quit pissing off the CIA..

..oh wait.. you said cigarette

in case you are young 'un.. our very ownb CIA tried to kill castro with an exploding cigar..:)

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dolo amber

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Wed Jan-25-06 06:17 PM
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21. Oh I know

How Wile E. Coyote can you get? :7

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SoCalDem

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Wed Jan-25-06 06:19 PM
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22. the tip-off was when they spelled "ACME" incorrectly

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