Will Brokeback Mtn. Turn Me Gay?

[Jack_Dawson]

Just kidding - I've really wanted to see it. Maybe tonight's the night. Is it all that or is it overhyped?

:beer:

[HillDem]

1. It will

Just like hanging out with tall people will make you taller.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

2. Just go see it, and then post a thread. It's excellent.

[Deja Q]

3. Let me know!

:bounce:

:rofl:

[terrya]

4. Yes..."Brokeback Mountain" is an intergal part of our agenda.

:-)

Seriously...yes, it's "all that". It's very, very good. Go...you won't be sorry.

[ronnykmarshall]

7. Good work Terry!

vembob glabbie cooka boul.

[terrya]

8. My pleasure, Ronny.

zimblob ackety winga moul

[HEyHEY]

5. With any luck

It'll at least confuse you about if you're gay or not.

[robbedvoter]

6. You already turned if you want to see it. Too late for ya.

[Orsino]

9. Well, it turned * into a stammering fool. n/t

[Lisa]

10. naw, he's always been that way (n/t)

[NNadir]

11. He was a stammering fool before seeing the movie.

It may have turned him gay though.

[TheBaldyMan]

14. what if he is already gay?

Jeff Gannon. Whitehouse visits with no Secret Service checks. Naked pics of President & Jeff Gannon.

more information on *'s obvious fagosity

[ronnykmarshall]

22. Queen PLEASE!!

[elshiva]

37. That's an insult to girly men.

;)

[NMMNG]

12. If you haven't seen it go right away

I saw it Wednesday night and it was amazing. Beautiful, gripping, heartbreaking, just plain wonderful. :cry:

[UncleSepp]

13. Turn yer gay what, m'luv? :-P

[xchrom]

15. yes.

[Clintmax]

16. Go see it, Jack!

It's one fastastic movie!

[SKKY]

17. A friend of mine gave me a copy. I'm stoked...

...My father, whose a Pipefitter, Fantasy NASCAR playing, certified hick went to see it with my mom and said it was "really good". Although he did mention that some of the scenes made him squirm a bit.

[Jack_Dawson]

18. Did you say Pipefitter?

Sorry couldn't resist. I really want to see it but my gf keeps making excuses. Maybe I'll go by myself.

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Yes. But if you see it twice, you'll turn back.

[WeRQ4U]

20. It already did.

By simply THINKING about viewing the film, your preferences have changed. Go to Church..........NOW!!!!!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

21. Probably.

I mean, I'm a girl, and it made me want to be a gay man - esp. if Heath Ledger + Jake Gyllenhaal are batting for the other team...

[KamaAina]

23. Let's put it this way: In order to get in to see it, you have to pay

with three-dollar bills. :-)

[Left Is Write]

24. Yes.

Don't fight it.

[Jack_Dawson]

25. I'm afraid of the sex scenes

but I still want to see it. As open-minded as I am, I have no problem w/ the idea of two guys together. But the visual always creeps me out as I'm sure man w/ woman creeps some of you out. I'm trying to get better though. :beer:

[Left Is Write]

26. Man/woman doesn't creep me out.

It better not...I'm a woman married to a man. :)

[William Bloode]

35. Thats me.

I have no problem with 2 men doing what they please, but i do have a problem looking at it. I doubt i could take it, even 2 men kissing really bothers me. Nothing against gays mind you. It's just my personal experiences with homosexuality do not lend to positive views. But like you i am working hard on trying to fix that perception problem i have.

I do plan on trying to see it though. With all the great reviews i'd hate to miss a good flick. If i can just keep from having a traumatic flashback i'll be alright.

[IronLionZion]

44. Dude, it's not a porno

so don't worry about it. Yeah, I'm a straight manly man and don't like seeing that shit either. but Brokeback is not as raunchy as Michael Savage would have you believe. Either that or I've been de-sensitized. :shrug:

Be a man.

[Beaverhausen]

27. Only if you sit on the right side of the theatre

It's a great film.

[yurbud]

28. If you have to ask the question, it's too late. You are gay. leave your

wife and cut all your football jerseys off to expose your midriff.

[Jack_Dawson]

29. LOL n/t

[yurbud]

30. If you are a guy and type L*O*L without asterixes, you are already gay

Please report to your feng shui class.

[graywarrior]

31. My freeper boss went a saw Brokeback and liked it.

Not loved it...but actually liked it.

[bigwillq]

32. It's a fantastic, beautiful movie.

Please go see it.

The sex scenes are not that graphic. Close your eyes if you have to.

:hi:

[Skelington]

33. "will Brokeback mountain turn me gay"? sounds like a song title

[yurbud]

38. that would be a good country song...

Will brokeback mountain turn me gay?
make me love the cowboy way
and see every plumber's crack
as something I'd like to attack...


Now I know that I aint gay
as I told my football team each day
as we showered and played
snapping towels at each other's wangs...


and my frat brothers told me so
that I aint no homo
as they beat my naked ass
with a wooden cricket bat
while other brothers watched
and next said spill your seed...


will brokeback mountain turn me gay?
make me love the cowboy way
and see every plumber's crack
as something I'd like to attack...


Now every morning I play golf
leave my wife and I sneak off
cause manly men
like hitting tiny balls
and smoking big cigars
without no women who would just get in the way...

and after we have played a round,
I lay my naked body down
and get a full massage
from Bruce, or Buck or Rod
and if there's a happy ending,
it sure wasn't planned that way...

will brokeback mountain turn me gay?
make me love the cowboy way
and see every plumber's crack
as something I'd like to attack...

But looking back at all I sang,
I guess the only thing I'd change
Is I would wear a cowboy hat
with my team, at golf, or frat...

will brokeback mountain turn me gay?
make me love the cowboy way
and see every plumber's crack
as something I'd like to attack...

[sendero]

34. Only if..

... you already are :)

[elshiva]

36. IT'S GREAT. SEE IT!

[Jack_Dawson]

39. It WAS Good!

Would have even been better had I gone to the earlier show and not had pre-movie cocktails, no pun.

[TexasLady]

40. Will it make ya Cry? cuz if it makes ya cry

my H wont go see it.:mad:

God forbid he get in touch with his feelings...He refuses to go see anything that makes him cry.

I like to cry at movies. Anyone?

[IronLionZion]

41. No, just the fact that it exists is enough to turn you gay

Because all those bigots who are against it could easily just shut up and NOT see it. But they like to create controversy and publicity just to drive more people to see it. I try to see as many controversial movies and books as I can. I feel it makes me a better Christian if I look at things outside the Church's official view and think about it.

I saw it, but it didn't turn me gay. You know, I've been hanging around tall people in hopes of becoming taller. Maybe it takes time. No, actually I saw Passion of the Christ and it turned me into Jesus. :sarcasm:

[TexasLady]

42. u lucky dawg

youre about to get a LOT of attention now.

Im Mary Magdelene myself, as I saw it too.

Im feelin randy all of a sudden like :D

[Maine Mary]

43. Oh, you mean Bendover Mtn?

My daughter's boyfriend's father somehow came across that moniker for the movie and would not give it up! His wife after 20 yrs of marriage who had just divorced him for another woman was furious. (Mollie went anyway with the mother and her girlfriend) The mother wrote a long letter to her son (my daughter's boyfriend) about tolerance and respect. I guess at least it's at least opening lines of communication :yoiks:

Ironically the mother and father do have a great relationship all things considered... They both live on the same property in Newton, (Boston, Mass) just in different homes. Also, they spent the holidays togethor; each with their love interests. Mollie was there and said there appeared to be no underlying tension. Not that she was gossiping... she was just relaying the nice time she had and it came up.

Long story short; heterosexual guys (even seemingly the most understanding) I think sometimes feel the need to "show" their heterosexuality. Especially if they feel threatend. I'm Not saying it's right but I think that movie threatens some men.

[IronLionZion]

45. Michael "Savage" Weiner calls it "Bareback Mounting"

I swear I hear Republican homophobes talk about explicit gay sexual acts more than any gay person does. And straight liberals don't spend that much time thinking about it. :shrug:

[Jack_Dawson]

46. Weiner = Clown

His bigotry can be entertaining though - what's scary is some people probably take him seriously.

[Orangepeel]

47. It's a nice movie. Beautifully done. Heartbreaking. A little slow.

My husband thought it was a bit overhyped, but it didn't turn him gay (that I know of anyway) :D

[wiley]

48. It will make you a better person

I saw Heath and Jake and Michelle and Anne on Oprah yesterday. I would kiss any of them, no problem. But both Heath and Jake deserve to be kissed for being so cool. Heath is a new daddy!