I learned something today that's got me kind of upset.

[asthmaticeog]

So nowadays, when you buy a Barrel of Monkeys, no matter what color the barrel is, the monkeys are ALL RED. So now I've got FOUR barrels of red monkeys, though I *need* many colors of monkeys, like you used to get back in the day.

WHAT THE FUCK? :grr:

[johnnie]

1. Damn Clinton!

Him and that penis ruined everything. x(

[RandomKoolzip]

2. You know what pisses ME off?

I promised my wife that we'd try "missionary" (whatever THAT is!) when monkeys flew out of my butt, and DAMNED if this morning I gave birth to Chim-Chim HIMSELF while squeezing out a turdlet!

Looks like I may have to engage in "proper" fornicatin'. :grr:

[no name no slogan]

3. I am REALLY out of the loop

I didn't even know they made any other colors of monkeys besides red. I have to get out more often.

[asthmaticeog]

4. .

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[uppityperson]

12. Need different colors for different players

[ghostsofgiants]

5. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. That is bullshit.

I would sue Milton Bradley. But can't you just spray paint the other monkeys?

[GirlinContempt]

7. Suck it up

[ghostsofgiants]

16. What the hell?

That is creepy.

[asthmaticeog]

24. Jesus, girl.

That's fucking repellent.

[GirlinContempt]

25. And this surprises you?

[jpgray]

8. This thread is not, so to speak, more fun than the product you describe

x(

[SofaKingLiberal]

9. Home Depot - spary paint $1.99 per can. n/t

[Whoa_Nelly]

10. Oh NO, asthmaticeog!

That is so sad! :cry:

[leftstreet]

11. The Red Scare - email Lou Dobbs

[baldguy]

13. 12 Monkeys

[asthmaticeog]

14. KICK - people who want to buy monkeys must be warned. nt

[henslee]

15. You gotta buy them bootleg lke I do....

[DanCa]

17. ROFLMAO. Maybe it's a corporate slam at the chimp?

You know it goes back to the red and blue map thing.

[Spacemom]

18. Here ya go

http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-Game-Barrel-of-Monkeys-1966_W0QQitemZ6031010455QQcategoryZ30QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-1966-Barrel-of-Monkeys-Game-Lakeside-Toys-8312_W0QQitemZ8756679106QQcategoryZ2549QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[redwitch]

19. I know how you feel.

I want an old RISK game -where the pieces are wood, not plastic. :-( I may have to break down and ebay for one.

[kick-ass-bob]

20. I got Risk in the 70's or 80's and it was already plastic.

When was it wooden?

[redwitch]

21. 60's I guess

My older brother has it, must be from late 60's. Do you like to take over the world too?

[ET Awful]

22. Hmmmm, monkeys and taking over the world . . .

I sense a neocon plot here. . . . :evilgrin:

[kick-ass-bob]

23. My son just bought it with some Xmas money

He kicked my ass in it. x(

He did get lots of rolls going his way though - I think he used loaded dice. :P

[Richardo]

26. I had a wooden piece set in the early 70s

We had an on-going floating Risk game in Junior High in the back of the Algebra room. :thumbsup: