I'm In Love With a Stripper

[flvegan]

Yeah, I knew you'd look...pervs.

No, really, it's the name of a "song" by T-Pain (wtf?). I leave the radio on for the pups, and I switched the station to this new hip-hop/R&B station. That was a mistake. Needless to say, they have 8 whole songs that they spin constantly. All. Crap. "I'm In Love With a Stripper" is one of them, and it's the epitome of what's wrong with commercial hip-hop/R&B today.

This is the "chorus"
"She poppin she rollin she rollin
She climbin that pole and
I'm in love with a stripper
She trippin she playin she playin
I'm not goin nowhere girl I'm stayin
I'm in love with a stripper"

And the first verse? To call in poetry is, well...

"Goddamn Lil Mama
U know u thick as hell u know what I'm sayin
Matter fact
After the club u know what I'm talkin bout
Me and my niggas gone be together u know what I'm sayin
I ain't gon worry bout them really though
I'm just lookin at u
Yea u know
U got them big ass hips god damn!"

AND for those of you, looking here because you think a certain very sexy, very shaggable, oft-braless DUer was a stripper, and were ready to hit the PM button and ask where she dances...shame on you. But I can't blame you.

[LeftyMom]

1. Besides, there are certain prerequisites for that career that I lack

Height, boobs, the ablitiy to wear high heels and dance a bit without hurting one's self... :silly:

[hobo_baggins]

2. My friend and his stripper girlfriend live with me

I hate her, but not cuz shes a stripper, its because she perpetuates the stereotype of strippers being dumb and shallow. Shes the most superficial person I ever met, and I wish i could punch her in her already fucked up face, but that wouldn't be too classy of me.

[Name removed]

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[Misunderestimator]

4. Oh that's really nice. Ha .. ha ... ha.

some of the most asinine things are said here...

On edit... I see you kicked this thread from yesterday. Why is that?

[flvegan]

7. Actually, classy is the guy that bounces the coward that hits a woman.

Classy has all kinds of relevence when it comes to asswhipping some pencilneck asshole that would take out their frustration with their own microscopic penis in such a way.

[Misunderestimator]

5. Aren't you just a ray of sunshine?

:eyes:

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Because you come off as such a classy cat in the first place.

I say punch the ho. :sarcasm: :eyes:

[hobo_baggins]

8. Hey, I'm not acting on it...im allowed to wanna punch people

as long as I resist those urges.

Its not my fault shes a bitch

[Misunderestimator]

9. Yet again... exhibiting such class.

Who are you anyway? You say you're a struggling actor, you post that you were looking for work last summer, yet the site where you post your pictures from in December is the same site you posted from last summer when you say you lost a job. That site is the company you work for... who claims on its home page to develop software solutions for intelligence for the government among other things. (Advanced search being off I can't provide the link right now, but I will). When I asked you about that company, you say you are the only one working for it. Something doesn't add up... then this shit? You started out all innocent, now you talk about wanting to beat up a woman you call a bitch. What gives?