I'm half-drunk

[jpgray]

Therefore I remain too sober to prance about drunkenly in a thread for your amusement. Sorry.

[LynzM]

1. Awww...

If you take your 1/2 drunk plus my 1/4 drunk, maybe that's enough to start a party? :rofl:

[jpgray]

3. Based on my childhood experiences, it's enough to teach Sunday School

[LynzM]

5. Sweet....

What are you drinking tonight? I've got a California Gewurtz... yum :)

[jpgray]

7. I've had about forty-four ounces of Blue Moon

It's a Belgian-style blonde ale. Not that much, but ever since I vacated the dorms I've become a total lightweight when it comes to booze.

[LynzM]

8. I like Blue Moon...

With a slice of orange :)

I've only had one glass of wine, same deal here. Not much drinking post-college. It's nice, makes me a cheap date! LOL

[jpgray]

9. Yep--two drinks and I'm anybody's these days

x(

[LynzM]

10. LOL....

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

2. You need to try harder

I'm sure with continued effort you can get the other half drunk.

BTW, is it your top or bottom half that is drunk?

[elshiva]

4. Listening to Soft Machine?

That is one lovely sig line? Um that's a nice behind :)

[jpgray]

13. Yep. I'm channelling Robert Wyatt before one of his live shows of the era

:D

[elshiva]

17. Hi, Robert, honey. You are a genius! Who was that

lovely lady behind you all in the picture? Do you have her number?

[jpgray]

18. Drumming and singing at the same time is fucking hard

Hey, why am I so short?

[elshiva]

19. What are you singing now? Moon in June?

[jpgray]

21. Dedicated to you, but you weren't listening

[RandomKoolzip]

25. As long as he lies perfectly still, he won't throw up.

[Heidi]

6. If you're half drunk,

then you've still got a way to go, dontcha? Don't stop now. You're halfway there. :hi:

[jpgray]

14. There's a problem--I like to finish what I start

But I also don't drink alone.

[Heidi]

15. Sharing your alcohol

would probably slow the process. I understand.

[RandomKoolzip]

11. "I was drunk.....

....on c*ck!"

-Traci Lords, 1986

[jpgray]

12. You're drunk on ellipsises

[RandomKoolzip]

16. No, ellipsseess.....make you....trip out.....

Shemi-cOlonssss make yyyyyou drunk, ossifer.

[jpgray]

20. I think ossifer is apocryphal, like something Guzzlers Gin would say

Nobody sees or hears that kind of drunk anymore.

[RandomKoolzip]

22. You mean like Charlie Callas drunk?

Actually, I've been known to spout entire paragraphs out entirely in spoonerism form (unintentionally) when drunk. Good thing I don't do that shit anymore...I'd make a fool of myself LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jpgray]

23. Now I'm thnking of Maria Callas drunk.

[RandomKoolzip]

24. On cock?

Now there's the lit fuse to a nightmare bomb right there, my friend.

How was the date, anyways?

[jpgray]

28. It was good

Just a two plus hour chat for round one, but I like my chances for next week. Didn't have to make any "waiter, my date is ice cold" jokes.

[NMMNG]

26. Only half?

What the heck are you waiting for? Get all the way drunk! :beer:

[flamingyouth]

27. Woo hoo! Time to put on the Steve Miller records!

:woohoo:

[jpgray]

29. Hey--congrats on 40k

I give you my respect, but not my beer aftertaste.