And now for the groaner of the day......

[Rainbowreflect]

You have been warned!


A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.

When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, "Where is everybody?"

The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging."

"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"

"Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied.

"What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked.

"Well," says the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes."

"How bizarre," said the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?"



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wait for it...



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"Rustling," answered the bartender.

[ohiosmith]

1. An eternity in hell is too good for you.

[JVS]

2. LOL!

[kick-ass-bob]

3. .

<-- that is a tomato.

[Momgonepostal]

4. LOL...That is a GREAT joke!

[AngryAmish]

5. Recommended

best post of the day!

[jobycom]

6. ROFLMAO!! That's the best joke I've heard on DU today!

It's competition is the Brazillian joke, though.

[AlCzervik]

7. ROFL!!! Love it!

[kmla]

8. Oh, yeah? Well, try this one...

Two hunters from Toledo hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six.
As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only
three moose.

The two hunters objected strongly. "Last year we shot six
moose and the pilot let us put them all on board, he had the same plane
as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. Unfortunately, even on full power
the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few minutes after takeoff.

Climbing out of the wreck, Stanley asked Wally "Any idea
where we are?"

Wally replied "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed
last year."

[Rainbowreflect]

9. Oooohhhhhh! Almost as bad!

[Fox Mulder]

10. I have one:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:spank:

[Rainbowreflect]

11. That one makes me laugh every time I hear/read it!

[radwriter0555]

12. You GOTS to love good, silly, innocent stupid jokes!!!!!

har har har!

[edbermac]

13. How do you make anti-freeze?

Take away her blanket...