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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 06:24 PM
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How many johnsons have you noticed at work?
Edited on Thu Jan-26-06 06:28 PM by HypnoToad
I tallied up and found we have 24 Johnsons out of a total staff of 1500 at my workplace. The surname 'Johnson' doesn't seem as popular as one might think.

That's not many Johnsons...

Edited: Better clarification.
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 06:25 PM
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1. you mean penises?
none; I'm self-employed and work at home.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 06:29 PM
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2. 'fraid not. People whose surname is 'Johnson'. I fixed the post.
:blush:
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 06:35 PM
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3. only kidding
I knew what you meant. I was behaving badly.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 07:38 PM
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5. Oh! Well, I still like it when people behave badly!
:7
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gizmo1979 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 07:33 PM
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4. TOOO Many.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 07:40 PM
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6. Not many Smiths these days.. where did they all go?
Smithville?
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 07:41 PM
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7. depends on if there are dividers between urinals
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 07:59 PM
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8. Two.
One Brown. No Smiths.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 08:01 PM
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9. No Johnsons at my job
But we do have five different Toms.
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Evergreen Emerald Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 09:46 PM
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10. I notice Johnsons every day
I try not to, but sometimes I cannot help myself.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 09:47 PM
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11. My first thought was "johnson"
:evilgrin:
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