Post your words of wisdom here

[GoddessOfGuinness]

Share your favorite thoughts to ponder.

Watch where you're going, not where you've been. :)

[Shine]

1. This, too, shall pass...... n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. Let's hope...

These days it's passing like kidney stones.

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Timing is everything

Presentation is everything else.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. I like that

Have to remember it!

[skygazer]

3. When in doubt, use a hammer

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. ...

:rofl:

[eyepaddle]

4. Tuck tight, roll quick!

Words to remember, please, thank you, excuse me, sorry about that, and the greatest word combo in the English language--oh well.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Oh well...

That's the phrase I use when I want to move on to another conversation...

[Texasgal]

5. Always wear underwear

because you never know..

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Good to keep it clean, too...

:blush:

[Fox Mulder]

9. Don't attempt to light non-dairy creamer on fire when you're drunk.

You'll burn yourself.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. Does dehydrated corn syrup burn?

[Fox Mulder]

17. It does.

When it's suspended in the air.

:scared:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. It tastes terrible...

I can't use the stuff, fortunately!

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Hmmm, how about this...?

"Quit being a dickhead." (Not you specifically, just in general, haha.)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. Probably something we all need to

tell ourselves from time to time...

[ZombieNixon]

13. When you call in sick to work...

make sure your buddy can't be heard in the background asking if you want another beer. :D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. Was that you?

I remember that thread! :rofl:

[DS1]

18. When the office party has gone way out of hand, and you've

been shut off as a group of 20 because the place ran out of shot glasses, and you're all headed back to your place, do NOT, under any circumstance open any birthday presents that arrived that day, and do NOT, any under circumstances, call your boss someone else's bitch.

Really. Don't. Take my word for it. Especially about the unwrapping a glow in the dark bong in front of your coworkers thing.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

24. Sounds complex

I may need to inhale something just to understand that... :smoke:

[DS1]

27. You'll get it soon enough

and then the chills will run down your spine

:scared:

[oneighty]

19. When your wife tells you

to sit down and shut up do it.

180

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. What about your husband?

Seems like it would be only fair to accomodate them, too.

[oneighty]

28. Here I am allowed only

to speak for myself. My wife would never stand for me to address her so. She would not sit down either I wanna tell you.

Check your PM.

180

[SOteric]

20. Never eat anything bigger than your head.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

29. ...unless

it's hollow.

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

21. If your kids turn out poorly, it's all your fault...

If your kids turn out well, you get no credit.

A Jewish mother shared this with me saying parents can really screw kids up but shouldn't pat themselves on the back if the kids are successful.

[nini]

22. Use the Ignore feature

:evilgrin:

[MiniMandaRuth]

26. Never let KitchenWitch get drunk in a red-neck bar....

I can see it now....

:scared:

[Ptah]

30. Don't use force,

get a bigger hammer.