What things do you do to piss your coworkers off?

[KitchenWitch]

copycat!

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Urinate on their keyboards while they're typing

God, they hate that!

[Deja Q]

4. Unless they pay you first or realize they'll be dragged onto the set of...

...The Jerry Springer Show! :rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. No coworkers!

Can't piss anyone off anymore! Just wanted to say HI....where were you last night?

Didja see my pic thread?

:loveya: :hug:

[KitchenWitch]

5. I was on early, went to bed early

Missed the pic thread...waited for it, but it never showed up so I went to sleep.

[Deja Q]

3. Once in a while I'll say something they're not accustomed to...

I was talkin' to two female coworkers; one had made a comment about men, so I said men should have their heads blown off. The smaller head... They didn't quite expect that from me, but they got a good giggle and one eventually agreed that some men are probably better off having that done... :rofl:

[Deja Q]

6. I presume we're not including "Watersports", I sincerely hope!

:puke:

[KitchenWitch]

7. No "watersports"

ewwwwwwwwwww

[LynzM]

8. Do a better job than them :)

Really, just being one of the younger, geeky ones in the office :)

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

16. That's what I do too .

And then watch them come to you for help .

[LynzM]

18. Yup....

Love it :eyes: LOL. Seriously, my office isn't bad, luckily!

[davsand]

9. I find that walking thru the office farting loudly tends to piss them off.

Who knew????

:shrug:



Laura

[MrSlayer]

10. Zap screw their toolboxes to the floor.

Fill their lunch buckets with heavy pieces of iron. And of course there is nothing as fun as construction site shithouse graffiti.

[NMMNG]

11. At my weekend job I have this holy-roller chick who sings hymns

Loud. For hours. :banghead: One weekend I had to hear "Jesus Loves the Little Children" at least 10 times in a row, in addition to her other songs. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: She also reads aloud from her Bible so that she can be heard throughout the entire house. And she watches religious shows to which she jumps up and down yelling, "Amen! Yes Lord!" and so on.

So one weekend I decided to get even. I sang Nine Inch Nails Closer and Head Like a Hole, and Depeche Mode's Blasphemous Rumors. While it didn't seem to piss her off much, it did give me some satisfaction. :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. She was probably too busy asking Dog to forgive you

to get very pissed off.

[NMMNG]

13. Actually, she probably couldn't make out what I was singing

over her own caterwauling. There's this one song she sings quite frequently with a part that took me forever to make out. To me it sounded like she was just saying "da da da da". It turns out she was singing "Hallelujah", albeit very fast. (she also has a heavy accent, which makes understanding her rather difficult)

[DainBramaged]

14. Got to sing Highway to Hell, but add the words "You're going on "

Living easy, living free
Season ticket on a one-way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too

I'm on the highway to hell

No stop signs, speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me round
Hey Satan, payin' my dues
Playing in a rocking band
Hey Momma, look at me
I'm on my way to the promised land

I'm on the highway to hell
(Don't stop me)

And I'm going down, all the way down
I'm on the highway to hell

[NMMNG]

17. Heh heh

She would have loved that. :evilgrin:

I was just thinking--maybe I could try this one:

Nine Inch Nails - The Only Time Lyrics
i'm drunk.
and right now i'm so in love with you.
and I don't want to think too much
about what we should or shouldn't do.
lay my hands on Heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars.
while the devil wants to f**k me in the back of his car.

nothing quite like the feel of something new.
maybe i'm all messed up.
maybe i'm all messed up in you.
this is the only time I really feel alive.

I swear.
I just found everything I need.
the sweat in your eyes the blood in your veins are listening to
me.
well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown.
my moral standing is lying down.

nothing quite like the feel of something new.
maybe i'm all messed up.
maybe i'm all messed up in you.
this is the only time I really feel alive.

I can't help thinking Christ never had it like this


But then again, maybe she'd think I was propositioning her. :scared:

[Heidi]

15. In my opinion, being forced to listen to another person's religious spiel

is absolutely harassment. :grr: I would _never_ subject a co-worker to that sort of thing. I'm sorry you have to work in that sort of setting, gf. :hug:

[billyskank]

19. I come in to work every morning!

:D :hi:

[RazzleCat]

20. MP3

Have a good set of external speakers, turn them up full blast in the early AM and dance around. So my labor's get to deal with a dancing fool at 6:30 in the AM.

[SpeedwayDemocrat]

22. Sirius Channel 43 - Hip Hop Backspin

nothing like a little R-rated hip hoppin' in your office to make the guy next door mad. And the bass beat of most rap works well, too. Pitbull's sexual lyrics with that driving bass beat set the attorneys off every time!

[RetroLounge]

21. Show up for work and outperform them...

works every time.

RL