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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 10:04 PM
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I AM SO TIRED OF THINGS BEEPING AT ME!
My alarm clock.

I'm fucking alarmed, alright!!!

My cell phone.

My car.

My work phone.

My computer.

My microwave.

Store doors.

Cash registers.

Emergency fucking broadcast network tests... I .... I ... AAAAAAARRRRRRggggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 10:18 PM
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1. And now, replies.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 10:26 PM
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5. ACK!!! I'm on the verge of a breakdown and you do this???

One day, Dave Reynolds, one day....




:D
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 10:32 PM
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7. Forgive me, for I am a heartless bastard.
:yoiks:
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 10:38 PM
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8. too little too late, pal. you hit me with a string of beeps.
I'm afraid its on.
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 10:41 PM
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9. Oh, I have been served, eh? Okay then.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

inhale


BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 10:57 PM
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10. oh no you didn't!
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BrewerJohn Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 10:18 PM
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2. Parking ramp ticket dispensers.
Gas pumps.

The list goes on.
They get extra points for making them with the most annoying timbre possible.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 10:24 PM
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3. me too.
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 10:24 PM
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4. no fucking doubt. Quit your beeping, beepie!
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-26-06 10:29 PM
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6. Don't forget the commercials on TV
Edited on Thu Jan-26-06 10:31 PM by Whoa_Nelly
with smoke alarms going off, doorbells, MORE cell phones, MORE car horns and alarms....
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