Jeff Steingarten is a self-absorbed fatass clueless arrogant shitbag

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gods what an inelegant, pretentious, gasbag he is - he says nothing that is of value or that is helpful; his every utterance bespeaks self-absorbed ingorance and not only a complete lack of knowledge about his supposed expertise, but an apparent and deliberate celebration of his ignorance and opprobrium as a veritable "fuck you, I don't care, I get to eat for free and be an abusive bloviating cataclysm" to his chosen profession every time he opens his over-jowled fat-lipped brobdignagian craw.

Fuck you, Jeffrey Steingarten, you mephitic ass. Fuck you.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Who is this troglodyte?

I must confess to not knowing the name.

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3. He's a food journalist, who seems to be on every episode of

iron chef america.

[GOPisEvil]

5. Is he the rotund gentleman?

The one who thinks he's funny?

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6. Yes, that's the obdurate vainglorious ass

[Dave Reynolds]

2. You love him, don't you?

Admit it. You are madly in love with him, and this is your way of denying it to yourself and the world.

:hide:

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4. I did, until he left me for Brad Pitt, the son of a bitch.

God, I thought we had something! We even bought a townhouse!

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

[ismnotwasm]

7. Well I just looked up an article

Since I didn't know who in the fuck he was, and I will say I fell asleep nearly halfway. Talking about being in a Zen state in Paris and not being able to pick anything on the menu or some weird shit like that.

Maybe he can cook, I dunno.

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8. Quite the blowhard, ain't he?

Intolerable.

[edbermac]

9. He speaks well of you!

:shrug:

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10. He does?

:wow: