Replace the word "Girl" in a song title with the word "Squirrel"

[Arugula Latte]

E.g.: Tom Petty's "Here Comes My Squirrel"

or "The Squirrel from Ipanema"

[hiaasenrocks]

1. California Squirrels

[wildhorses]

2. Cinnamon Squirrel

Squirrels just wanna have fun

[Arugula Latte]

5. Oops, ya beat me to it.

[Shell Beau]

3. My squirrel, my squirrel, my squirrel, talkin'

'bout my squirrel

[Arugula Latte]

4. self delete... for repetition

[wildhorses]

9. great minds think alike...

kinda squirrely...

[wildhorses]

6. this squirrel is a woman now

[hiaasenrocks]

7. Squirrels just want to have fun

[hiaasenrocks]

8. My best friend's squirrel

[hiaasenrocks]

11. Squirrel Watcher

[hiaasenrocks]

14. Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels

I think that's the Motley Crue song title anyway...

[hiaasenrocks]

15. Brown-eyed Squirrel

[hiaasenrocks]

18. Squirrel, you'll be a woman soon

:wow:

[Arugula Latte]

10. Squirrels on Film -- by Duran Duran

[Arugula Latte]

12. Young Squirrel (Get Out of My Mind)

[NoPasaran]

13. Squirrel, by the Beatles

[XemaSab]

16. Squirrel, you'll be a woman soon...

:D

[hiaasenrocks]

19. I think you beat me to that one. :)

[Blue_In_AK]

54. That was my first thought, too. n/t

[Sugar Smack]

17. "Bad Squirrels" *toot-toot....aaaaah beep-beep*

[Hissyspit]

111. I used to sing it that way when the song first came out when I was in

high school.

"See them out on the limbs at night, picking up all kind of acorns..."

[ellie]

20. About a Squirrel

[NoPasaran]

21. My Squirrel Bill

[kwassa]

22. Who's that squirrel?

[leftofthedial]

23. Country Squirrel

Country Squirrel I think you're pretty,
Got to make you understand,
Have no lovers in the city,
Let me be your country man.
Got to make you understand.



My squirrel

Well, I guess you'll say
What can make me feel this way?
My squirrel. (My squirrel, my squirrel)
Talkin' 'bout my squirrel. (My squirrel)

[LaraMN]

24. "Squirrel, you'll be a woman, soon."

or.....not....

[woo me with science]

25. "I enjoy being a squirrel."

"I'm just a squirrel who cain't say no."

[woo me with science]

28. Thank heaven for little squirrels nt

[kwassa]

26. Hey There Lonely Squirrel

Hey there lonely squirrel, lonely squirrel
Let me make your broken heart like new
Oh, my lonely squirrel, lonely squirrel
Don’t you know this lonely boy loves you

[Strong Atheist]

27. China Squirrel. David Bowie. nt.

[Sugar Smack]

29. "I'm Just a Squirrel" (I'm Just a Squirrel in the World-

That's all that you'll let me be)

[DarienComp]

30. "... and I am a Material Squirrel!"

also "Naughty Squirrel" by Beyonce, and of course, Gwen Stefani's immortal "Hollaback Squirrel".

[LuCifer]

31. Squirrel You Know It's True, by Milli Vanilli!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAHAHAHA! If anyone else already cummed up with this: FUKU!

http://www.LU13.TK

[Strong Atheist]

32. .

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/history/kellogg/

or

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/special/chew/

[Arugula Latte]

33. Uptown Squirrel

[billyskank]

34. The Squirrel From Ipanema

:)

[billyskank]

38. Oh testicles!

I only just read the OP fully!

:banghead: :banghead: :dunce: :blush:

[Texasgal]

35. Squirrel-Friend

" how could you let him treat you soooo bad... SQUIRREL-FRIEND..."

[Sugar Smack]

36. Tom Petty's "American Squirrel"

[jobycom]

37. "Go Away, Little Squirel," Or "Gimme a redneck Squirrel." What a

colossal waste of time and bandwidth! We're jamming DU up for THIS?! :rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

120. Hey, what could be more meaningful than this thread?

If I do say so myself ... This is probably the most popular thread I've ever started at DU ... It figures ... ;)

[Sugar Smack]

39. "To all the Squirrels I've Loved Before"

:rofl:

[Radical Activist]

82. LOL good one.

[Strong Atheist]

40. Surfer Squirrel. By the Beach Boys. nt.

[MissMillie]

41. Uptown Squirrel by Billy Joel

:shrug:

[Strong Atheist]

42. Dr. Demento already had this on:

Squirrels
All we really are is squirrels
We're being hunted, we are squirrels
We are appealing, we are squirrels

We want to gather nuts
But people splatter our guts
When they're on a country drive
It isn't easy to survive

Back in the other day
I saw a squirrel get blown away
They served him on a dinner tray
They baked him into a souffle
Squirrel season opens up today
If you're a squirrel run away
I don't know what else I should say
Please call the ASPCA

Fur coats from us are made
Fur is nice but I like suede
They scrape our fur off with a blade
And never bother with first aid
We squirrels really like to play
And we like to catch some rays
Please don't kill us this we pray
We're cute and harmless anyway

Alvin, Simon, Theodore are gay.


Squirrels We're not delicious
Squirrels We are not raccoons
Squirrels Don't live in palm trees
Squirrels Or in your bathroom
Squirrels That's all we really are is...
Squirrels Isn't it fine I am a...
Squirrel Please help and save us we are...
Squirrels I wanna whip out my...
Squirrel
Squirrels
Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels...
Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels...
Squirrels!

[NoPasaran]

43. Squirrel From the North Country

[aclog]

44. I never got the squirrel

the Queers

[regularguy]

45. Squirrel in a Box

[Demoiselle]

46. All I Need Is the Squirrel...I'm Dancing with Tears in My Eyes, 'Cuz ...

the Squirrel in my Arms Isn't You.... I Love a Quiet Squirrel.... My Squirrel, Talkin
'Bout My Squirrel.....Les Squirrels (Gene Kelly Movie) Squirrel Crazy (very old musical...

[ET Awful]

47. Good Mornin' Little Schoolsquirrel

Can I come home with you?
Tell your mama and your papa
That I'm a little school boy too.

[ET Awful]

48. Oh, and Jessie's Squirrel by Rick Springfield

Y'know, I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel
I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel
Where can I find a woman like that?

[DBoon]

49. Squirrels Just Want to Have Fun

nt

[Inspired]

50. oops dupe!

[wildhorses]

51. drats...delete

should have read the thread more closely...sorry ...my bad

[fishwax]

52. You're a Big Squirrel Now

[Kire]

53. Squirrel, you'll be a woman soon. - Neil Diamond

[Left Is Write]

55. Squirrelschool - that famous song by Britny Fox

[Left Is Write]

56. A Squirrel In Trouble (Is A Temporary Thing)

[Rob H.]

61. A Romeo Void reference?!

Nice! :yourock:

[Left Is Write]

69. Yes.

:hi:

[fudge stripe cookays]

107. That's the second one here tonight, in fact!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4658322&mesg_id=4658584

:D

:hi:

[Rob H.]

113. Sah-WEET!

What are the odds? :P
I think that mention deserves one of these, too: :yourock:

[Left Is Write]

57. Anyone remember that Elvis Costello classic, "Squirrels Talk"?

[fudge stripe cookays]

117. I remember a Rockpile or a Dave Edmunds version.

Same song? :hi:

fsc

[Left Is Write]

126. Hmmm. I don't know...

I do know that Linda Ronstadt did a version.

Speaking of Rockpile, "Teacher, Teacher" is one of my favorite 80s songs.

[Left Is Write]

58. And of course, Motley Crue's "Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels"

[Left Is Write]

59. Tommy Shaw - Squirrels With Guns

[Left Is Write]

60. Charlie Rich - The Most Beautiful Squirrel

[Beware the Beast Man]

62. Squirrel U Want.

[Initech]

63. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Catholic School Squirrels Rule!

[begin_within]

64. "Music to Watch Squirrels By"

[HEyHEY]

65. The Squirrel Can't help it

[Initech]

66. The White Stripes - Thinking About A Squirrel

[peekaloo]

67. Jessie's Squirrel/Cinnamon Squirrel/Squirrelfriend Better

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

103. "I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel"

Jessie is a friend,
yeah, I know he's been
a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a squirrel
and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her
in his arms late,
late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel,
I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel

[Arugula Latte]

123. "Jessie's got himself a squirrel and I want to make her mine"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[alfredo]

68. I Enjoy Being a Squirrel

I Enjoy Being a Squirrel

I'm a squirrel, and by me that's only great!
I am proud that my silhouette is curvy,
That I walk with a sweet and squirrelish gait
With my hips kind of swivelly and swervy.

I adore being dressed in something frilly
When my date comes to get me at my place.
Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy,
Like a filly who is ready for the race!

When I have a brand new hairdo
With my eyelashes all in curl,
I float as the clouds on air do,
I enjoy being a squirrel!

When men say I'm cute and funny
And my teeth aren't teeth, but pearl,
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a squirrel!

I flip when a fellow sends me flowers,
I drool over dresses made of lace,
I talk on the telephone for hours
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face!

I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a squirrel... like... me.

When men say I'm sweet as candy
As around in a dance we whirl,
It goes to my head like brandy,
I enjoy being a squirrell!

When someone with eyes that smoulder
Says he loves ev'ry silken curl
That falls on my iv'ry shoulder,
I enjoy being a squirrell!

When I hear the compliment'ry whistle
That greets my bikini by the sea,
I turn and I glower and I bristle,
But I happy to know the whistle's meant for me!

I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a squirrel... like... me.

[Rob H.]

70. Around the Way Squirrel

Yesterday Squirrel
Some Squirrels Are Bigger Than Others
Squirrelfriend in a Coma
Squirrel Afraid
Not the Squirrel You Think You Are

[TroubleMan]

89. LOL...."I wanna squirrel with extensions in its hair, bamboo earrings...

at least two pair"


LOL.

[fudge stripe cookays]

108. "A Fendi bag and a bad attitude...

that's all I need to get me in a good mood..."

:D

[book lady]

71. "Standing on the corner watching all the squirrels go by"

[SnohoDem]

72. I Kissed a Squirrel

Jill Sobule

[ThatsMyBarack]

73. "Squirrels Just Wanna Have Lunch"

Old "Weird Al" song. ;)

[formercia]

74. Grandma, why is your squirrel grey?

Cracking nuts for 50 years.

[Penndems]

75. "Valley Squirrel" by Moon Unit Zappa

n/t

[Frank Cannon]

76. September Squrls

Extra points for anyone who remembers the group Big Star.

[kskiska]

77. When I'm not near the squirrel I love, I love the squirrel I'm near

Apologies to Finian's Rainbow.

[PassingFair]

78. "Look at that Stupid Squirrellllll" - Stones ...n/t

[mdmc]

79. Squirrel from the North Country

[mdmc]

90. squirrels, squirrels, squirrels - by motley crew

[TroubleMan]

80. "Breaking The Squirrel" by The Red Hot Chili Peppers

nt.

[bridgit]

81. squirrel in a t-shirt ~ zz top

[TroubleMan]

83. "Squirrels Town" by Supercat

"Squirrels town
and squirrels all around
Squirrels upon the catwalk
They never come down"

[Radical Activist]

84. lyric: Sitting on park bench, eying little squirrels with bad intent.

[Radical Activist]

85. Rebel squirrel - Green Day

[TroubleMan]

86. "Catholic Squirrels" by Zappa

nt.

[Arugula Latte]

121. Reminds me of Billy Joel's song ...

Come out Virginia
Virginia don't make me wait
You Catholic squirrels start much too late ...

[Arugula Latte]

122. The newish Beck song, "Squirrel"

"Hey, my sun-eyed squirrel ..."

[TroubleMan]

87. "Sally, That Squirrel" by Gucci Crew II

nt

[DanCa]

88. Good Squirrels go to heaven but bad squirrels go everywhere.

Meatloaf "Good Girls go to heaven but the bad girls go everywhere."

[TroubleMan]

91. "21 Squirrel Salute" by Barrington Levy

nt

[Radical Activist]

92. Squirrel, you really got me

[TroubleMan]

93. "Squirrels' Dem Sugah" by Beanie Man

nt.

[TroubleMan]

94. "Rich Squirrel" - Mychie One & Louchie Lou (later remade by Gwen Stephani)

"If I was a rich squirrel...
na na na na na na na na na na na"

[DBoon]

95. Georgy Squirrel

Hey there, Georgy Squirrel

[DBoon]

99. Squirrel U Want

by Devo

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

96. "Young squirrel, get out of my mind. My love for you is way out of line.

Better run, squirrel. You're much too young, squirrel."

[Catchawave]

97. Naughty Squirrel (Beyonce Knowles)

.....snippy

Tonight I'll be your naughty squirrel
I'm callin all my squirrels
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naughty squirrel
I'm callin all my squirrels
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party

.....actually, squirrel improves the lyrics :)

[TroubleMan]

102. That would be a cool video.

nt

[TroubleMan]

98. "Trailer Load of Squirrels" by Shabba Ranks

LOL!!

[DBoon]

100. Rebel Squirrel

by Bikini Kill

[TroubleMan]

101. "Never Found A Squirrel" by Al Green

nt.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

104. "Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels were made to love"

"That's why you watch them walk down the street
that's why their kisses taste awful sweet, cause
Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels were made to love"

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

105. "Squirrelfriend in a Coma"

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

106. "Some Squirrels Are Bigger Than Others"

[bridgit]

109. beautiful squirrels ~ van halen

[fudge stripe cookays]

110. "Squirrel, You know it's true"- Milli Vanilli.

There. I said it. :blush:

[Briarius]

112. This is the story of a squirrel...

and of course:

squirrels, all I reall want is squirrels, and in the morning it's squirrels, and in the evening it's squirrels!

[KitchenWitch]

114. Squirrels, Squirrels, Squirrels.

[goodboy]

115. I can love u like that, I can make u my world, move heaven and earth

if you were my squirrel.

Lol

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

116. Squirrel Interrupted

...by my BB gun when eating from my bird feeder.

[DawgHouse]

118. Don't Take The Squirrel - Tim McGraw

[Seabiscuit]

119. She makes love just like a woman, but she breaks just like a little

squirrel.

[Arugula Latte]

124. Squirrel Gets Around

[Arugula Latte]

125. Hollaback Squirrel