The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

[Deja Q]

So how come more people prefer swords to pens? (small imaginations?)

[Sugar Smack]

1. Freud's gonna leap up out of his grave and shake you silly,

boyo!

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

12. Well, he can shake me anywhere he likes.

It'll be more than what I've had lately! :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

15. Well, he may be looking a little rough-

Does a little moss bother you, for instance? :D

[Crankie Avalon]

2. Reminds me of that scene in Bowling for Columbine...

...where Jim Nichols was telling Michael Moore about the pen and the sword. How did it go, again?:freak:

[Sugar Smack]

17. WHAT a psycho. Here's what he said:

"The pen is mightier than the sword...but it's good to have a sword around if the pen fails."

[anarch]

3. Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

No?


Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek.

[Sugar Smack]

4. *sprays tea all over keyboard*

LOL! Tell me, why was that the first thing I read in the OP?



:spray:

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Gussy it up however you want Trebeck, what matters is, does it work?

[Deja Q]

10. No, mine's strong enough as it is - no viagra-with-a-coy-name for me!

:rofl:

Well, I think it's strong enough - never got much of a chance to use it... pen, that is. I spend too much typing on the computer because we're a "paperless society", of course.

[bullwinkle428]

14. I'm having convulsions here!

:spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl:

Once I saw the thread title, I knew the Celebrity Jeopardy references would be flying at me left and right, but they still never fail to get me LMAO!

[kick-ass-bob]

5. It is a sad state of affairs when

I am the third to notice, well, the same thing (at least I thought of it before I saw the message part)

[Deja Q]

11. Actually, and this is a first, no double entendre was intended.

At least until the final thought in parenthesis... (small imaginations)

Still, it's meant for its literal meaning anyway.

[LaraMN]

6. More to "wield," I suppose.

Though I've never owned a sword of my owm.

[ZombieNixon]

8. Because when the feds come to take your guns away,

stabbing them with a pen isn't going to do you much good, but going apeshit with a broadsword might make them think twice.


Of course, why anyone would defend guns with a sword is beyond me. :shrug:

[LaraMN]

9. When the feds come, they will take all your pens.

:tinfoilhat:

[Lilith Velkor]

13. NOOO...!

Oh, you said PENS. Nevamind...

(Bad moment for this here hetero chick) :scared:

[LaraMN]

16. That was *almost* a birth-of-an-insane-rumor moment!