How many kittens would Dubya have to kill before losing support?

[Chichiri]

Based on The 2006 George W. Bush Dead Kitten Survey -- The basic idea is that no matter how egregious the actions of George W. Bush and his cronies are, or will be, many freepers will continue to blindly support the President and his accomplices no matter what. The freepers to whom the "real" survey have been sent are understandably reluctant to respond to it, so let's conduct a poll amongst ourselves:

How many kittens do you think George W. Bush would have to personally kill with a hammer before losing support from the freepers?

[LaraMN]

1. Kittens, or kitten fetuses?

My response is dependent upon this critical distinction.

[Chichiri]

3. Kittens

The organism as it exists after time T, that being

1) the time at which said organism has emerged from the body of its mother, and
2) the time at which freepers cease to give a fuck about said organism.

I can see why that would affect your response . . .

[LaraMN]

8. If the kitten lives in a hospice and is in a vegetative state,

only one.

[SofaKingLiberal]

2. broken link. There is an extra 'http://'

[Chichiri]

4. Link fixed.

[DS1]

5. Depends. If he was killing them while watching gay porn, then he'd

be thrown out in a heartbeat.

[KamaAina]

6. Dubya kills kittens?

What's the matter, Laura have a headache or something? :spank:

[mwooldri]

7. Well 50+ million kittens are already dead because...

... every time you vote Republican, God kills a kitten.

[mongo]

9. If Dubya started killing Kittens

then kittens would soon become "the new white meat". It would be quite a fad.

MMMMMMM -- tender juicy young kittens...

[momophile]

10. my Mom loves W but if he killed a kitten,...

I don't think that she would love him anymore. Unless, of course, he came up with a good reason to kill kittens. Like because of an 'evil' dictator or terrorists or 9/11 or something like that.

[Chichiri]

11. bump for the late evening crowd

[justabob]

12. Slightly OT - does anyone have that photo with the kitten running from

the sponge monster things? I don't know why, but I love that photo. I used to see it all the time...

[jmowreader]

13. You mean this one?

[justabob]

17. I don't think the photo link is working

All I see is a red circle with a white X. It probably is the photo I was asking about though. It was very popular here for a while. I appreciate the effort though, thanks. I'm just not meant to see it I think. :)

[jmowreader]

20. This one's slightly different

It's got a domokun bent over in agony in front of two kittens jumping up and down, and the text reads "every time you send that fucking picture, God kills a domo-kun. Please, think of the domo-kuns."

[CanuckAmok]

14. They're not kittens, they're non-primate insurgents.

When they traffic in "balls of string", they're waging war on America.

[BuelahWitch]

15. Alot of fundies equate cats with Satan

Look at Ashcroft and his fear of calicos. I say they (and alot of other * followers) wouldn't give a damn.

[graywarrior]

16. Let him just try it.

[NMMNG]

18. He could kill all the kittens he wanted,

and never lose the support of his freeper sycophants. However if he were to start killing kitten fetuses that would be a different story...

[iconoclastic cat]

19. I guarantee that there are people who would cheer as Bush killed them.

"Yeah, he's tough! Look at him, kicking my ass! That'll show those liberal feminazis!"

Twits.