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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 03:31 PM
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Old joke, part one.
Edited on Fri Jan-27-06 03:32 PM by Strong Atheist
A group of bank robbers being chased by police threw an unexploded bomb out the window to get rid of it. It landed in a pasture, where it was eaten by a (male) cow. Describe the situation in one word.


Edited to add: Second half soon!
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 03:32 PM
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1. mooboom
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 03:34 PM
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2. Cow-Boom!
:shrug:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 03:52 PM
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7. Kawasaki!
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 03:38 PM
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3. bullshit
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 03:42 PM
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4. Bullewie!
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 03:42 PM
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5. Hamburger.
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 03:49 PM
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6. Spoiler (answer) and part two:


abominable.


A short time after the bull injested the bomb, it went off. Again, describe the situation in one word.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 03:57 PM
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8. sausage
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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 04:27 PM
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10. oooooohhhhhhh!
:groan:

My husband will love it.
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-27-06 04:10 PM
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9. Final answer (spoiler):


noble.


Have a good day, all. Going home!
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