Fun with the International Male Catalog

[Reverend_Smitty]

Where dressing like a pirate not only is OK, but encouraged!


Forget going to the Academy Awards...BECOME the Academy Award!


What?!? A pink linen suit is a perfectly heterosexual thing to wear!


An urban pimp ensemble for the 21st century


All men need at least 1 sexy lace-up tank top in their wardrobe

[Maine Mary]

1. No I'm not going for the bottom 3

:shrug:

The others? Umm Hmmm :thumbsup:

[DS1]

5. Which one is your brother-in-law?

You know, the really gay one?

[terrya]

2. It's a puffy shirt without the puff!

And...I still wouldn't be caught dead in it.

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. Here's one more...

This needs no snarky caption, the picture speaks for itself

[GOPisEvil]

4. WTF?!?!

No, seriously, :wtf:

[ronnykmarshall]

11. What's wrong with that ???

Oh you mean the clothes.

I wasn't looking at THAT!

[Deja Q]

19. The Britney Spears collection?! For the man who is

too timid to shop around the Junior Misses' section at Target...

[DS1]

6. If I won one of those 250,000,000 powerball lotteries, I'd buy some of

those clothes just to keep them in business so I can continue to laugh at their catalog :rofl:

[Reverend_Smitty]

8. Someone must buy this shit...

they've been putting out catalogs forever

[Deja Q]

20. Mostly gay men - you know, the folks who are claimed to have more money,

even though we all hold the same types of jobs... :crazy:

[Reverend_Smitty]

24. yeah but you guys get a stipend...

from the "Gay Coalition" and a bonus every time you convert one of us heteros to the other side. This allows you to have all this disposable income to spend on fabulous clothing! :P

[ronnykmarshall]

12. When I was a little queen ..

their catalog was like soft core porn.

[DS1]

13. I remember that

:D



I was just there looking for the "Gladiator" sandals that they used to offer

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

14. its not like soft core porn

it is :evilgrin:

[Reverend_Smitty]

15. Yeah the underwear section is practically pornographic

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

23. Now I went through there thoroughly. Nowhere did I see pictures

of men going at it with each other!

Still, 'tis a lovely thought...

[nutsnberries]

7. I'm up for an Academy Award this year, I hope I win! -nt

[LaurenG]

9. The 2nd to last one

Abramoff?

[Duncan Grant]

10. People wear funny shit.

Different strokes for different folks.
edit: 2nd photo link

[Deja Q]

21. And for a frightening moment I thought you were going to talk scatology!

:scared: :puke:

[Duncan Grant]

22. That was a figure of speech.

Thankfully. :scared:

[EstimatedProphet]

16. "But I don't wanna be a pirate!"

Would Seinfeld have turned down the puffy shirt had he known he could have gotten into International Male?

[yasmina27]

17. #'s 1 & 5

Look like erotic romance novel cover models!

[Deja Q]

18. #1 and #2 are hot. The rest? Naff. Oh, I found some more winners:

(Neo on dope)


(Mr. Rourke on dope...)


(has everything but the one thing people WOULD want... maybe two, if they want more than just a humble ego in a relationship...)


Trashbin grunge is back in style, I see...


And for only $39 too! (made for 20 cents in China...)


(Hmm, I don't see men here...)


(Well, we saw all that skin - maybe that's how they took care of it? green sludge for $13 here that's also only $6 at Target...)


(Golf back in style for the middle yuppie class too?)


(disgusting, isn't it? They also claim "remarkable support". What's it supporting, a squirrel jammed in there?! Or is it remarkable that it'll support anything at all? :shrug: )

[skygazer]

25. That top photo looks like a deranged 18th century preacher man

As for the bottom photo, all I can say is :wow:

[Deja Q]

26. Oh, I know what would top that...

But it's too big for THAT catalogue! :rofl:

[kitkatrose]

27. It HAS to be a crime to put such beautiful men in such ugly clothing.

Although, I'm kinda feeling the pimp guy. }(

[Deja Q]

28. You're feeling him right now?

What's it like? :rofl: