I think I've flirted too much. Let's talk about MATH.

[yvr girl]

If you were a number, would you be rational or irrational?

[GOPisEvil]

1. Prime!

:D

[Deja Q]

2. 69

Must be irrational.

Or 42.

THAT is the ultimate in rationality. :D

[Dave Reynolds]

3. Let's get polynomial,

baybeeeeee..:P

[yvr girl]

5. Are you tall, dark and handsome

It could be a factor.

[Dave Reynolds]

7. Ooooh, sorry.

I must answer no to all three.

Dang it.:cry:

[Deja Q]

8. Try singing that when drunk... in fact, I found the exact lyrics!

I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like
Making good conversation.
I gotta handle you just right
you know what I mean.

I took you to an intimate restaurant
Then to a suggestive movie.
There's nothing left to talk about less it's horizontally.

Let's get physical
physical -
I wanna get physical
let's get into physical

Let me hear your body talk
your body talk
Let me hear your body talk.

Let's get physical
physical - . . .

I've been patient
I've been good
Trying to keep my hands on the table.
It's getting hard this holding back - you know what I mean.

I'm sure you'll understand my point of view

We know each other mentally.
You've gotta know that you're bringing out the animal in me.

Let's get physical
physical - . . .
Let's get physical
physical - . . .
Let's get physical
physical - . . .

Let's get animal
animal -
I wanna get animal
let's get into animal

Let me hear your body talk
your body talk -
Let me hear your body talk.
Let me hear your body talk
your body talk -
Let me hear your body talk.

[TexasLady]

4. I'm Odd, even!

[bicentennial_baby]

6. imaginary

:bounce:

[miss_american_pie]

9. Too much flirting?

Does not compute. ;)

[Joey Liberal]

32. I agree

There is no such thing:).

[KitchenWitch]

10. I would be imaginary!

Division by zero!

[DBoon]

13. I'd be complex

part imaginary, part real

[DanCa]

11. Call me Johnny 99

Johnny 99 by Bruce Springsteen

Well they closed down the auto plant in Mahwah late that month
Ralph went out lookin' for a job but he couldn't find none
He came home too drunk from mixin'Tanqueray and wine
He got a gun shot a night clerk now they call'm Johnny 99

Down in the part of town where when you hit a red light you don't stop
Johnny's wavin' his gun around and threatenin' to blow his top
When an off duty cop snuck up on him from behind
Out in front of the Club Tip Top they slapped the cuffs on Johnny 99

Well the city supplied a public defender but the judge was Mean John Brown
He came into the courtroom and stared young Johnny down
Well the evidence is clear gonna let the sentence son fit the crime
Prison for 98 and a year and we'll call it even Johnny 99

A fistfight broke out in the courtroom they had to drag Johnny's girl away
His mama stood up and shouted "Judge don't take my boy this way"
Well son you got a statement you'd like to make
Before the bailiff comes to forever take you away

Now judge judge I had debts no honest man could pay
The bank was holdin' my mortgage and they was takin' my house away
Now I ain't sayin' that makes me an innocent man
But it was more 'n all this that put that gun in my hand

Well your honor I do believe I'd be better off dead
And if you can take a man's life for the thoughts that's in his head
Then won't you sit back in that chair and think it over judge one more time
And let 'em shave off my hair and put me on that execution line



Copyright © Bruce Springsteen (ASC

[DS1]

12. I'd be an integer.

I just need to find teger.

[Ptah]

14. Oops.

[Ptah]

15. I do math for money

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. I would be irrational!

What else could I possibly be?

I was never any good at math........:cry:

:hi:

[struggle4progress]

28. Don't feel bad! Almost all numbers are irrational. And frankly,

I think the rational numbers are dense ...

[mdmc]

17. Anyone have dibs on pi yet?

Anyone here ever see the pi episode of Northern Exposure? Anyone?

[KitchenWitch]

18. You can have pi if I can have e

[mdmc]

19. don

E
!

[Dangerously Amused]

20. Ooohh, can I be a "hot number"?

Pleeeease?


:7

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. I have a math problem

How many times does matcom go into anyone? :shrug:

[yvr girl]

25. OMG! That is TOO funny

Not as many times as he'd like?

[Briarius]

22. either way I'd be divisible by 3

:D

[Hissyspit]

23. I'm C above high C. n/t

[alittlelark]

24. I'd be the square root of 2.

[struggle4progress]

26. Transcendental

[unsavedtrash]

27. if you were a number what color would it be?

[alarcojon]

29. Surreal

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surreal_number

Here is their inventor, John Horton Conway

[AlienGirl]

30. I'd be the square root of minus one

A math-major buddy once told me that, and I was greatly flattered.

Tucker

[billyskank]

31. Damn.

I always miss the good stuff! x(

[LSK]

33. i might try being a differential equation

But I left that life behind in college years ago.

[fortyfeetunder]

35. And you'd be integral to someone's life

DEQ does that for some folks.

[elshiva]

34. I'd be 1+1+1=1.

[RetroLounge]

36. I would likely be the result of a differential equation

that I was not able to solve...

RL