DUers have no morels!

[KitchenWitch]

:evilgrin:

[Floogeldy]

1. Just as soon as I get this dog off of my lap . . .

. . . I'll respond to your post.

[GOPisEvil]

2. I know. I only have criminis and shiitakes.

:cry:

[EstimatedProphet]

3. Not until about April or so

[robbedvoter]

5. Oh? Where do you find them? (as if you're gonna tell me)

[EstimatedProphet]

10. They are hard to find, but here's some things to look for:

Along river bottoms, but out of the immediate flood area, well up on the banks
Under pine trees
Near May Apples

[robbedvoter]

13. What part of the country are you from?

In the NY area we mostly find them in old apple orchards (the white ones) and under tulip threes (the black ones)

[catmandu57]

14. River bottoms first

then follow into the hill country as the season progesses. Elm trees, Ash trees, fruit trees, may apples, stumps, fence rows, are all good places.
Once I came upon what's called a fairy ring there were so many morels growing I had to leave with a full sack and many left unpicked, right out in the open on top of a hill.

[AKPacker]

4. Let me put down the binoculars

so I can reply.

[caty]

6. No----

We have ethics!!!!!

[seemunkee]

7. Morels make me sad

I used to go morel hunting with my grandfather when we were little. I miss him.

[KitchenWitch]

12. I am sorry

Sounds like a wonderful memory though!

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. No, but in the trailer I used to live in we'd get these funny little

mushrooms growing right along the bathtub. :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

9. ewww

that can't be good!

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. It wasn't. The floor ended up getting all squishy.

Thank goodness that's but a memory now. :hi:

[davsand]

15. Fried them and ate them all up.

Put a little bit of butter and garlic in a skillet and dredge the shroom in flour.

Come to think of it, I even used up the Baby Bellas this morning in the wild rice and chicken soup. I not only have no morels I have no SHROOMS!!!!

The panic alarm shrieks in Laura's house...



Laura

[FuzzySlippers]

16. That's for sure!!

I don't have so much as a freakin' button mushroom in the fridge.