I'm a lesbian. If I watch Brokeback Mountain....

[NMMNG]

What will that turn me into? :shrug:

[JI7]

1. hmmmmm, if we watch King Kong

does that mean......

[elshiva]

2. I'm a bi woman. It only turned me into a weeping mess.

:cry: It was also the final push for me to join Integrity, the Episcopal GLBT Group.

[NMMNG]

8. Same here (I saw it Wednesday)

There were plenty of used Kleenex in that theatre, as most of the people around me were crying as well. :cry:

[JVS]

3. It'll make you crave man-love

[Heidi]

4. Movies have no power to affect

genetic predisposition or even single-minded choice. Go ahead and see the movie. You'll still be a human bean when the lights go up. :hug:

[NMMNG]

6. Actually, I saw the movie Wednesday

I was in the mood for a goofy copycat so I just posted this for laughs. :evilgrin:

[Heidi]

7. I know, and it's a good copycat thread.

It also illuminates the fact that there are "dark forces" among us who actually believe movies have some sort of mind-altering power. :eyes:

[NMMNG]

14. They obviously do

Which is why they came up with End of the Spear, their little missionary movie which they thought was going to bring people in droves to their side. It has not received great reviews.

[CarbonDate]

18. "End of the Spear"?

Yeah, nothing phallic about that.

+6

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Can I sit next to you in the theatre

just in case?

[NMMNG]

15. Ah, hope springs eternal

:hug:

[LeftyMom]

9. If I buy your ticket can I claim whatever kitchen appliance is involved?

I think the lesbian to gay man trapped in a woman's body transition just might score me a kitchenaid stand mixer. :)

[In_The_Wind]

16. Cool!

Enjoy your kitchenaid stand mixer! They're awesome!

:hi:

[alphafemale]

10. A lesbian who's heart breaks for people feeling a love she doesn't "get"

Same as us "hetros."

Silly.

:D

[texanwitch]

11. I don't care what I get turned into, I just want to see the damn movie.

It has been at a movie theater two miles from my house since it first came out, and I can't find the time to go see it.

I am going next week, come hell or high water.:banghead:

[ContraBass Black]

12. What if both come?

Can you overcome hell AND high water?

[texanwitch]

13. Hell I can handle but the high water, the area where the movie theater

is located floods when we have a hard rain.

I may have to swim for it.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

17. DON'T watch it Buffy

It might turn you into a MALE homosexual headed straight to hell!!! save yourself and stay home with GF.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

19. Polynesian

Unless my figures aren't correct.