lets have a name the Bambi II movie thread

[LSK]

We already have "the Wrath of Venison"

How about "Bambi's Mother Lives!"

Any other ideas?

[leftstreet]

1. Back off

[LSK]

2. Bambi II - Judgement Day

[fortyfeetunder]

3. Not Bambi -- BAMBO!

Rhymes with Rambo.

[leftstreet]

4. ROFL!

[Deja Q]

9. !

:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: (if only there's a smilie laughing to the point it pees its pants to finish on! :rofl: )

[ET Awful]

5. Bambi II - The Thumper Chronicles

[skygazer]

6. Bambi - The Hunted

Sort of a "The Fugitive" type of thing.

[Deja Q]

8. See post 7, I like my idea of 'the hunted' better!

:D

[Deja Q]

7. Bambi II - Jackoff Day$.

Heck, all the board members of Disney must be doing that. Everybody loooooooooooves Bambi, the purportedly all-time classic... so why not do a follow-up? It'll drag the peons, whoops audiences, in!

Unless it's Bambi being shot by a hunter and turned into a new venison dish served by Julia Child herself, I won't bother seeing it... (And if they brought in Emeril instead, I'd still say "Crass marketing ploy"...)

[jobycom]

10. Deathmatch II--Bambi Versus Simba. Because they can't both be king.

[Deja Q]

11. A no-brainer; the lion would eat that puny deer for breakfast...

Not much of a breakfast, though...

[jobycom]

12. Ah, but both are kings, so they have armies to do their fighting

I mean, the final scene would have to be a one on one fight, but they will have battles between skunk and warthog, between porcupine and hyena, etc. And Simba's a really nice guy who likes to play fair. Bambi may have learned a few tricks over the years. He lives in a rural area, you know, so he's likely Republican. He's not likely to play nice. Rigged machines, nasty slanders. Simba may find himself battling allegations of mating with underage meercats, or of catnip addiction. They will reopen the question of Mufasa's murder and whether Scar was the killer or just another victim of Simba's pride. They will question Simba's history with Timon and Pumba, and make all sorts of nasty allegations. They will start snide innuendos as to whether Kovu was really adopted by Scar, or was his natural child, which would make his relationship with Kiara incestuous. What giraffe or buffalo mother would send her son to fight for a drug using, child molesting, murderer with a deviant family history? Many of Simba's closest friends may side with Bambi when that vile little deer spreads his lies.

After two hours, then Simba can eat him.