I know little about women. Tell me something I DON'T know about women.

[ZombieNixon]

Actually, you could tell me a couple of things I don't know about women. Or even a page full of things I don't know. Seriously, anything would help.

[LSK]

1. sorry, that information is CLASSIFIED

[jobycom]

2. No.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Wouldn't matter

You find out something, they just change the rules. :mad:

[Heidi]

4. So, you concede, then

that all you rules are belong to us. :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. I concede the folly

of tryin' to figure youse guys out. :banghead:

[Heidi]

10. OK, if it'll make you feel better,

I'll start posting in little girl voice and take a vow of utter submission. I'll also cry. :cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Oh, yeah — *that'd* be fun

Not. :eyes:

Anyway, I like a bit of folly now and then. :woohoo:

[Heidi]

13. In other news,

I adore you. :hug: :loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. This just in

Back atcha. :hug: :loveya:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

27. are you trying???

to get me hot, heidi?

[twenty4blackbirds]

5. 2 types of women

There are ones you'd want to know, and then there are the ones you don't want to know. Sometimes it is the same person.

[Heidi]

8. Welcome to DU,

grasshopper. :hi:

[twenty4blackbirds]

14. Thank you

:hi:

[Heidi]

6. We have magic buttons.

Like this one, for example:

[GirlinContempt]

9. Tentacles.

Watch out.

[BikeWriter]

11. Hint: If a man thinks he knows anything about women...

he is tragically wrong!

[twenty4blackbirds]

15. ...it is that he knows nothing about women

O8)

[twenty4blackbirds]

16. seriously...

it's easier to get to understand one womAn than it is to try to understand womEn.
(keeping in mind women are in the greater group known as People, and people change.)
hth,

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Women have vaginas.

[ZombieNixon]

23. Well, I knew THAT!

:eyes:

[Omphaloskepsis]

19. The smallest things are really important..

I dated the same girl for like seven years. One night I asked her about her favorite memories of me. #1--She was really sick and I got her apple juice to help with her sore throat. All night, a steady stream of juice and a fuckload of cuddle. #2 She was driving us to the park for a picnic. I yelled stop. She did.. I picked a pretty flower from the parking lot of a jiffy lube..And gave it to her.. She still has the flower.

[Robeson]

20. I'll give you a hint....

...show them respect by listening to what they have to say, and be interested in what they say. If you find that too difficult - which it shouldn't be - then at least act like you are interested and care.

[caty]

21. If we can't

trust you, we can't respect you. If we can't respect you, we find it difficult--if not impossible--to love you.

[crispini]

22. Date older women.

Seriously. By the time we pass thirty, we're tired of games. At least *I* am. :D

[Deja Q]

24. Sorry, I've only seen pictures. So I know what you know. Probably less.

[ZombieNixon]

25. They DO actually exist in real life.

They're not just myths. How weird is that? :D

[Callalily]

26. This guy is walking

on the beach somewhere in California. He sees a lamp, rubs it, and a Genie comes out. The genie is so happy that he decides to grant one wish to the lucky guy.

The guy thinks about it and says, "I'd like you to build a highway to Hawaii because I am afraid to fly. The genie responds that this can't be done because it would be technologically impossible considering the depth of the ocean and the distance to Hawaii. So he asks the guy to wish for something else.

The guy thinks about it and, very enthusiastically, wishes he would understand women.

The genie than said, "Do you want your highway to have 2 or 4 lanes?"