Is it the Rapture yet? - Democratic Underground

kedrys

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Sat Jan-28-06 10:35 AM
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Is it the Rapture yet?

'cause I'm ready for all those fuckheads to disappear without a trace so I can move into their houses, raid their liquor cabinets, and drive their cars.

Jus' wonderin'. :P

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Rising Phoenix

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Sat Jan-28-06 10:36 AM
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1. it already happened and you were...

LEFT BELOW...:scared:

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kedrys

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Sat Jan-28-06 10:39 AM
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3. Well, yeah, but *you're* here...

which makes it alright, in an oddball sort of way. :)

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Rising Phoenix

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Sat Jan-28-06 10:41 AM
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4. awww shucks....

Edited on Sat Jan-28-06 10:42 AM by Mrs. Sniffa

now lets go raid their liquor cabinets...

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kedrys

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Sat Jan-28-06 10:54 AM
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11. First round's on me

It's a little early, but hey. :P

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Rising Phoenix

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Sat Jan-28-06 10:55 AM
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12. its the rapture...no such thing as too early...

:beer:

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Deja Q

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Sat Jan-28-06 10:37 AM
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2. If they're waiting for the rapture, I feel they'll be waiting a long time.

Sex to them is about unfeeling, non-enjoyable childmaking and nothing more.

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Burma Jones

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Sat Jan-28-06 10:41 AM
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5. Yes, it is the Rapture, but only 37 people made the cut

we've been BAD.

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CatholicEdHead

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Sat Jan-28-06 10:48 AM
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7. Were they all Mormons?

;)

/South Park

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Burma Jones

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Sat Jan-28-06 10:52 AM
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10. Bingo, but a VERY particular type Mormon

I believe it was just one family from just outside of Provo. They are descended from Ezekiel Hiram Ethel, and hence are referred to as Ethel Mormons

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kedrys

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Sat Jan-28-06 10:48 AM
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8. What happened to the other 143,963?

I thought there was a quota or something. :rofl:

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Burma Jones

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Sat Jan-28-06 10:50 AM
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9. God is against Quotas - just ask "Justice" Thomas.....

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Bucky

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Sat Jan-28-06 10:47 AM
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6. If they got liquor cabinets they ain't goin'. If you're a Democrat you are

How else they gonna win in 08?

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