SOteric's dirty little secret

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

She's not Will Pitt
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-but she IS Harvey Pitt, Brad Pitt, Arm Pitt and Thatsthe Pitts
(replacement thread for the thread that got erased because of some rat bastard disruptor)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. My dirty little secret

I could give a flying fuck :evilgrin:


(OK that is about as much of the thread as I remember)

[SOteric]

3. I believe at this point I mentioned:

Now *that* would be something to see.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. But GOP is Evil asked something and I can't remember what it was

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. Then I posted

It depends on whether there is a blackout period in force...or something like that...it was about the cost of a flying fuck.

Dammit...my memory isn't what it used to be...THIS WAS IMPORTANT SHIT!!

[SOteric]

8. He did, - something about that being quite a gift, and what was

the going rate?

[SOteric]

2. Hey! A substitute thread!

Thanks NSMA!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. I can't stand to see anyone ripped off

I am for the underdog. :D

[Zomby Woof]

26. but...but...!

What about when you rip off my popcorn? :D

[supernova]

6. LOL!

Is this the DU women's version of Rock 'em, Sock 'em Robots?

[SOteric]

9. Nah. My ealier 'confession' thread got swept out with the trash

when the Freep came in. So we're trying to remember what we said on it and recreate it.

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. And then I think I said you are really a Dude...

And you said you were a 300 and something pound pro wrestler....and then I said wow you cover it so well in your pictures.

That should take care of about three posts.

;)

[SOteric]

11. *LOL* - Named "Hank"

Oh yeah, - there's that, too!

[BritishHuman]

28. From Wisconsin, I believe

Or at least that's what you keep denying to me... :evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. And I was gonna post something to you but I went to go get my

leftovers out of the microwave and the place was already being invaded by whoever that dickless wonder was.

[SOteric]

13. I hope he didn't give you indigestion.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. They always give me indegestion

[GOPisEvil]

15. HOW MUCH DO FLYING FUCKS COST, DAMMIT?!

:bounce:
:evilgrin:

[SOteric]

16. With, or without the rolling doughnut?

[GOPisEvil]

18. It's not a true flying fuck without the rolling donut.

Unless you're a beginner...

[BritishHuman]

29. I'm currently watching "Shaolin Soccer"

And I have to say, I bet a Shaolin Master could take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut, if he so chose.

HIIIIIIYAAAAAA!!!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. depends on whether there's a blackout

[ScreamingMeemie]

19. I don't know. They were all out of them this morning at the "door

buster" sale I was stupid enough to go to...

[GOPisEvil]

20. I hate going shopping for flying fucks and the store runs out!

x(

[ProudGerman]

22. There's always the used flying fucks at the thrift store, or ebay

Could be sloppy though.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

23. Well there is a grocery worker's strike going on you know

and flying fucks are in demand all the time...in fact..I am surprised they aren't going for three times the price right now...supply and demand you know.

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. Yes, I am glad I wasn't look for one or I would have been really

pissed off. ;)

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. Yeah! Nothing worse than hearing, "I'm sorry, we're out of

flying fucks, but we are offering the same price on the horse you rode in on."

[SOteric]

21. Alternative reply #2:

That depends entirely on whether the one day become "pResident."

[Zomby Woof]

24. She pits the best of us together!

And washes my yaks' pits too! :o

[reknewcomer]

30. How can everyone be Will Pitt and exclude anyone?

Where is the outrage?

[Bonobo]

31. That's not SO dirty...

[VOX]

32. For a dude, she looks terrific -- and, a lot like Yoda!

But not Will Pitt.

Best -- :toast: