Bush Jokes

[stopbush]

Campbell's Soup announced today that they will be
stocking America's shelves with "Bush Soup," in honor of one
of our nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a
weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line
to honor George W. Bush. The economy-sized vehicle will be
named the Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

George Bush lacked only three things to be
considered one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, and
wisdom.

Bush has been doing the work of three men: Larry,
Moe, and Curly.

The Bush revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to
tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be,
and nothing but what I think you need to know."

[jeff30997]

1. Lol! Good stuff.

[Slit Skirt]

2. why is Laura Bush always on top when they have sex?

cause georgie only knows how to fuck up...
bada bum

[Catchawave]

3. self-delete

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