What would you do for a dollar?

[gizmo1979]

What would ya do huh.I would open the front door and scream republicans suck butt 5 times.What would you do?

[Maestro]

1. For a buck?

Nothing. I need more incentive. However I would scream rethugs suck for free. ;)

[gizmo1979]

2. No one crisp new

dollar bill.Come on you're tempted come on.Think of all the stuff you can get.

[Nikia]

3. I am at work for 4-5 minutes

If I work over 40 hours, I am getting that around every 3. I try to think of that when I am working overtime so I don't hate it so much.

[SoCalDem]

4. nothing..but there are things I would PAY a dollar to NOT do

:)

[gizmo1979]

9. such as?

Let me remind you a crisp new dollar bill.

[SoCalDem]

15. stand in line...

I LOATHE standing in line.. I would gladly pay extra to NOT have to do that :)

I would even double my medical co-pay to not have to wait.. (I know..I am a bad person :spank:..)

[DanCa]

5. That's why god gave us mall fountains.

I can clean five dollars out there during the week, and up to ten dollars on the weekends. At least until someone sicks the mall cops on me.

[gizmo1979]

10. This is a brand new crisp

dollar not a soggy putrid dollar.

[khashka]

6. I'm easy but I ain't cheap

A buck? I'm looking for other offers.


Khash.

[gizmo1979]

12. This maybe a JD Powers

crisp dollar bill.Now what do you think?Intriguing eh.

[khashka]

14. What can I get for it on the market?

These things have to be worked out before I agree to anything.

Khash.

[ghostsofgiants]

7. I'd buy that for a dollar!

[Inspired]

8. Comment in this thread

[gizmo1979]

13. Unacceptable

This is a crisp dollar bill.

[flvegan]

11. Damn near anything.

That was worth doing for a dollar. Then, I'd do it one million times.

That's right, hotels on Boardwalk AND Park Place.

[Redstone]

16. Not a hellof a lot. A dollar gets my customers exactly

1/175th of an hour of my time. Christ, that's not even a minute, is it?

Redstone

[Crazy Guggenheim]

19. Mines 1/125 th of an hour.

What do you do?

[Redstone]

21. Own an advertising agency. You?

Redstone

[Crazy Guggenheim]

23. IT Consultant.

[Redstone]

25. But when you mention the hourly rate to people, you can just hear the

gears grinding in their heads, can't you, as they multiply the figure by 40, then by 52, and assume that you're just rolling in it...I'm lucky to get 30 billable hours out of an average week. Overhead and administration, and all that. And answering emails, and sorting out equipment stuff.

And then there's the fact that I spend one day each week doing pro bono work for charitiable organizations.

I almost never quote a customer the hourly rate; I just quote them for the project; otherwise they'll start mentally comparing my hourly rate with their own salary, not factoring in notion that I have to pay $1800 per month for health insurance, and so on...

Ah, well, if it was easy, it wouldn't be called work, would it?

Redstone

[gizmo1979]

31. No just your usual

run of the mill tight wad.

[aclog]

17. What'd you have in mind?

Whatever it is I'd almost definitely do it for 20

Wait...you're not FDLE are you???

[gizmo1979]

30. My people at Wal-Mart

says 1.00 is an adequate compensation.

[mydreamcametrue]

18. Grab it

[Crazy Guggenheim]

20. Welcome to DU.

What does your username mean?

[gizmo1979]

32. Some people say

I'm a bit tight fisted.

[LeftyMom]

22. Not much

If it's something worth doing, I'll probably do it for free. If you have to pay me, a dollar is almost certainly not enough.

[gizmo1979]

35. That's not the can do attitude

we need to be the next ruling party.Consider yourself on the list.

[petronius]

24. I would kiss Salma Hayek for one full minute

But no tongue - that costs extra...

[gizmo1979]

36. I'd have to pay her then too.

that's not acceptable.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

26. better answer quick folks

Under the spin-tyrant the US dollar is sinking in value so fast they should rename or currency Titanic! For a buck I'd go to a Peace march in March, if I had a little company.

[alittlelark]

27. A wry smile.

:P

[gizmo1979]

38. Now you're just the

type we're looking for.I think you'll do fine.

[Deja Q]

28. Not much of an executive type; wouldn't know WHAT to do with the stuff.

[gizmo1979]

39. I know this seems like

a problem.I think you'll find it all works itself out.

[pitohui]

29. er, nothing?

the dollar is the twenty dollars of five years ago in my humble opinion

ask me what i'd do for andrew

[gizmo1979]

40. Bad bad attitude

you're on the list.

[Fox Mulder]

33. For a dollar?

I wouldn't do anything for one (although, I get paid a dollar for doing eight minutes of work at my job :eyes:).

[gizmo1979]

41. Let's see 8 divided into

well,I see.GOOD DAY SIR,GOOD DAY!

[Fox Mulder]

42. Not a whole lot, is it?

:(

[Deja Q]

34. Name it. I might do it.

:7

[Misunderestimator]

37. I would give someone four quarters in exchange.

[xchrom]

43. i'm cheap and easy.

what do you need done?:evilgrin:

[gizmo1979]

45. Eggcellent

my plan is working.

[xchrom]

47. i'm experienced too.

usually that's the case if you're cheap and easy.

[wildhorses]

44. I would fold it in half and double my money

:silly:

[gizmo1979]

46. Another eggcellent candidate

we are filling our ranks and the world will soon be ours.