London Girls

[khashka]

Some people sing about Deutsche girls
and girls from California
they might be alright for a night alright
but I don't trust them I warn ya
I've been to the east and I've been out west
and I've been the world around
but I ain't seen no one anywhere near
a girl from London town

Give me a London Girl every time
I've got to find one
I've made up my mind
give me a London Girl every time
I want a London Girl

Marry a girl from London town
you know that you can trust her
she'll darn your socks
and wash you everytime your trousers won't bust 'em yes
they're all good cooks
and they've got good looks
and they won't lead you down
said I gotta find a London Girl
if I ever get to have a chance

Oh give me a London Girl every time
I've got to find one
I've made up my mind
give me a London Girl every time
I want a London Girl

London Girls are the best in the world
there ain't no doubt about it
If you can't find a girl from La-London town
you're better off doin' without it
they don't when you come home late
and you're crawlin' up the passage floor
they won't mock about you
when you're going out with
the geezer from the house next door

give me a London Girl every time
I've got to find one
I've made up my mind
I said honey give me a London Girl babe
every little day
your legs turn to jelly
and I got a little smelly
but I know it's just what I want

cause I need a London Girl, oh, every time
they've always got a pound
to buy their round
when it's their turn at the bar


Been there, done that. Now how do I find a London Boy?


Khash.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. I thought you already had a London boy?

Isn't tj from near there?

Good to see you!

:loveya: :hug:

[khashka]

2. TJ doesn't live in London

He only really goes there for the opera. But I'll take him over any London Boy any day of the week :)

We're fighting over Country or City. He's winning - he always does. I just can't say no to him. (However I'm still holding out on raising chickens - ah what the heck, if it makes him happy I'll let him have as many chickens as he wants.)

Khash.

[Gatchaman]

3. Sweet! A Chas & Dave fan!

Or are you just a tori amos fan?

[khashka]

4. Ok I admit it

I like Chas and Dave but I'm really a Tori Amos fan. Will it help if I tell you that after hearing Tori's cover I downloaded the original?

Khash.

[xmas74]

5. But, but, but-

I'm not a London girl!
And I have an ex who lived there for a time. Would you like him?

[khashka]

6. Is this a time share arrangement?

I'll take him. I'm desperate. TJ keeps telling me he's coming to Houston to save me from my sad sordid life. Heidi and Wesley keep promising they'll buy a ticket to Switzerland. In the meantime, while I'm waiting, I'll be happy to take your sloppy seconds.

But I'm not giving you up. How dare you even imply such a thing! You, me, Trent, duct tape - a match made in Heaven. (Did you miss the Trent threads in the last 24 hours, I kept waiting for your comments!)


Khash.

[xmas74]

8. I replied on a couple of Trent threads a day or so ago.

One was about PETA and I got into a discussion w/ another poster about puppy mills. Another was just Trent-teh hawtness.
And I think my sloppy second is in NY now. He was originally from Moscow but lived in London for three years. Yep-two for the price of one. Tall, hairy, curly hair, blue eyes and loved to oil up before he played beach volleyball.
Ah-dirty thoughts.

[mydreamcametrue]

7. London's Calling...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Welcome to DU!