Do you squeeze it from the top, middle or bottom?(and a Bob Hope surprise)

[Whoa_Nelly]

Your toothpaste tube, sillies!











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[blue neen]

1. It depends on the time of day.

:evilgrin:

[bigwillq]

2. usually middle

I just grab the fatest piece of the tube.

[Redstone]

4. And anyone who INSISTS that you MUST start at the bottom so the

tube stays nice and neat and orderly throughout its service life is a Neat Nut, and to be avoided at all costs.

(Except for Mrs R. She only made that request once, and my reaction ("If you think for one second that I'm going to remember where you want me to squeeze the goddamn TOOTHPASTE TUBE, you're in for a BIG disappointment") told her everything she needed to know about how much I consider the condition of a toothpaste tube (for Christ's sake) to be an essential part of my life.

She's never brought up the subject again.

Redstone

[bigwillq]

5. LOL!

My mom is the same way! Neat Nut (I like that phrase). She only squeezes from the bottome because she says you get more out of the tube that way. :eyes:

I squeeze where ever my fingers happen to land! :hi:

[Redstone]

6. Feel free to use "Neat Nut." It's one of my more inspired coinings.

along with "crank skank" and "bunny boiler."

And the one you'll appreciate the most: "Connecticut is the New Jersey of New England."

Redstone

[Whoa_Nelly]

8. Too funny!

:rofl:
And so true! There are more things essential to relationships and life than where you squeeze the tube! :evilgrin:

[ghostsofgiants]

9. I always squeeze from the bottom and I am the farthest thing from neat

[Whoa_Nelly]

7. Yeah, that's kinda where my automatically is drawn to, too

:silly:

[bridgit]

3. we have one of those replaceable dispenser thingys...

:thumbsup: so we just keep pushing down till it's gone B-)