Comedy time.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

:popcorn:

You know you might be addicted to wrestling...

When you going to the bathroom is referred to as "laying the smack down!"

When you do the Ric Flair strut after programming the VCR!

When you say you have "put the moves" on your girlfriend, you really mean you put the moves on her!
When your girlfriend dumps you, you tell her she couldn't "hang with the big boys" and she will never get past mid-card status!

When you own a wrestling shirt for everyday of the week!

When you wear an Austin 3:16 shirt to church, and are proud of it!

When you actually search through the bible for the book of Austin!

If you have actually searched a map for a town called "Parts Unknown!"

If on your job application, you state your residence as "Parts Unknown!"

When you're getting beat up in a bar fight, you honestly believe that with a little crowd support you could turn things around!

When you won't enter a room without your own theme music!

When you hit your co-worker with a chair while your manager distracts him!

When a guy steals your girl, you consider it an angle!

When you graduate, you yell "Oooooh Yeah!" when "Pomp and Circumstance" plays!

When you put your girlfriend up in a card game for 30 days if you lose!

When you try to put your kids to bed with a sleeper hold!

When you win an award and you immediately spray paint "nWo" on it!

When you walk into a party and tell them to "cut the music!"

When you dye your moustache blond while leaving your beard black!

When after an argument with a friend, you shake hands, hug each other and then you raise both your's and your friend's arms in the air. As he looks to the side, you clothesline him!

When you are a Honky Tonk Man impersonator, instead of an Elvis impersonator!

When you think it's really cool to wear a wrestling shirt out in public!

When you lose your job, you change your look and name before starting a new one!

When your king sized bed has ropes and turnbuckles surrounding it!

When you walk into church, you slap people's hands in the pews while walking down the aisle!

When you get into an argument with a coworker, and challenge him to a "Loser Must Retire" match!

When you talk about yourself in the third person!

When you refer to everyone as "brother!"

When you have children named "Hollywood", "Stone Cold" or "The Rock!"

When you took bagpipe lessons just so you could play Roddy Piper's theme song!

When you buy a VCR so you won't miss wrestling while you are at work!

When your parents ground you, and you refer to them as "heels!"

When you believe that "everything" about Chyna is real and natural!

When you have a chain link fence around your yard and you refer to it as "entering the steel cage!"

When you are hanging Christmas lights, you get the uncontrollable urge to fly off the ladder and perform a swanton bomb on your wife who is holding the ladder for you!