I can't seem to face up to the facts....

[stuckinlucky]

I'm tense and nervous.
I can't relax.
Is anyone else having the same problem?

[stuckinlucky]

1. I hate people when they're not polite

n/t

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

2. Do you have anxiety problems ?

or maybe I am missing something .

[SeattleGirl]

3. Deep breath!

I do sometimes, but I try to find ways to relax. Slowing my breathing down helps sometimes.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

4. I can't sleep 'cuz my head's on fire.

:popcorn:

[stuckinlucky]

7. All right, someone got it.

Although, it does accurately describe my state of mind recently.

[stuckinlucky]

5. Don't touch me...

I'm a real live wire.

[hickman1937]

6. If you have a story, tell it.

Welcome to DU.:hi: :popcorn:

[stuckinlucky]

11. Oh, I've been here for quite some time...

I just don't post all that often.

If memory serves, I first logged on to DU in late 2001.

[hickman1937]

14. And?

Don't leave me hanging here. Tell your story.

[stuckinlucky]

15. My story...

Is too long to put into a single DU post, but it involves a boy from Alabama who moved to Chicago and dated a girl from Michigan.

Ever since then, I've been trying to think of a limerick that begins, "There once was a girl from Muskegon..."

Can you give me the second line?

[hickman1937]

17. "who shot me in the head with her ray gun". n/t

[stuckinlucky]

18. Not bad....

Certainly better than anything I've been able to come up with since she broke up with me.

[hickman1937]

19. Grieve, get mad, cry, and then remember,

she wasn't the best you could do. The grass has been growing on the other side of the fence for awhile and it is much greener.

[stuckinlucky]

20. Don't get me wrong...

I'm not still obsessing over her.

I've dated several women since her, and even married one of them.

But, I do still want to complete that limerick.

"Muskegon" just lends itself to a limerick.

I'm surprised one didn't exist already.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

8. Psycho killer Ques Q'sa

:popcorn:

[HEyHEY]

9. AH!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

10. Fa fa f a fa fa .

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. Psycho Killer.

:popcorn:

[GirlinContempt]

16. Run run run

[Crazy Guggenheim]

13. Bump