Is Satan misunderstood???

[Guava Jelly]

I mean Imagine the scenereo...
A bunch of people write a book trashing him a few thousand years ago. The ann coulters, savages, hannity's of the day working for the elite christian liberal media get together echo chamber a bunch of misrepresentations dogging poor luci.
( by the way this post is meant to be a joke)

could the dark lord just need a hug..or a puppy?

[hickman1937]

1. I don't understand.

Could you put in a couple of commas? No one gets near the coulter bitch without one of those poles with the noose on the end. Hydrophobic since birth and still roaming the streets. An Atticus will put her down one day.

[baldguy]

2. Jesus Saves, Satan Scores

[El Fuego]

3. Here is a good book which explains satan:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0471471402.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Crazy Guggenheim]

4. Probably some. I don't think the X-tian Satan is a realistic portrayal

but more of a spin.

:popcorn:

[Strong Atheist]

5. Satan has as much reality as

god ....

[meow2u3]

6. No. He's just plain evil

He's about as misunderstood as Bundy, Gacy, Hitler, Stalin, Bush, Cheney, and Rove. Just plain evil.

[Guava Jelly]

12. so basically satan is arrogance and sickness..or the worst part of us?

I think evil is like beauty..its all a matter of interpretation.
dropping bombs on brown skinned people whom never attacked you to me is evil.
But so many god fearen devil haten jesus freaks sure have no problem with that.

[Conan_The_Barbarian]

7. The Romanticists thought so!

They thought he was a pretty cool guy after reading Milton's paradise lost apparently... ugh I hate romantic styled poetry...

[Crazy Guggenheim]

8. Welcome to DU.

:popcorn:

[NashVegas]

11. Lucifer v Satan

Lucifer = light bringer.

Such an interesting facet of Judeo-Christian religion. Prometheus was punished for bringing fire, but people got over it.

[DanCa]

9. Well I don't understand President Bush

The more I listen to the chimp speak the more my IQ goes down.

[El Fuego]

10. Coincidence?

I think not.

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. He's not so much misunderstood

as misrepresented.

I believe in neither God nor Satan, but the concept of Satan is easier to grasp.

[renie408]

14. He just needs to learn to use his words.

Instead of wreaking horrible devestation on the human race.

You know, come to think of it, you could say he wasn't raised right. And since he is as much a creation or child of the one Lord God as everything else is, you could say that God was the one who didn't raise him right. Which would mean that God made a mistake, which would blow that whole omniscient/omnipotent/perfect thing right out of the water.