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Bzzzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 06:54 AM
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How Much Are You Worth???
Have you been thinking about putting yourself up for sale lately? Ever wonder how much money you could get on the open human market? HumanForSale.com will attempt to place a value on your life using a variety of criteria in 4 basic facets of life (physical,mental,lifestyle,personality).

I'm worth $2,013,048...lol


http://www.humanforsale.com/
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 07:00 AM
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1. $10 and a pack of cigarettes.
Edited on Sun Jan-29-06 07:06 AM by Fox Mulder
In all actuality, the test says I'm worth $1,850,000. :shrug:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 07:33 AM
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2. exactly $1,782,982.


All this time I thought I was priceless.
BTW ~ I'm not for sale!

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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 11:12 AM
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13. DAmn,
All I got is $1,782,981......
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 11:29 AM
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14. Oh well ~
At least you can afford to buy me a cup of coffee as pass your neighborhood on a cross country ride.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 11:49 AM
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15. I'll make sure the cream is fresh.....
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 07:54 AM
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3. I can be had...cheap
:evilgrin:
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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 08:35 AM
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4. Sad.. $1,503,050
Gender: Female $135,000
Age: 25 $30,000
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian $130,000
Height: 5'5 $10,000
Weight: 115 lbs. $50,000
Body Type: Slim $25,000
Hair Color: Brown $5,000
Eye Color: Brown $1,000
Handed: Right $5,000
Body Hair: A Little Hairy $15,000 (i got tons of hair on my head... wtf?)
Shoe Size: 8 $5,000
Bald: No $0
20/20 Eyesight: No $0
Bra Size: NA $0
Cavities: More than 4 $0
Athletic Ability: Average $25,000
Attractiveness: NA $45,000
IQ: 130 $112,525
SAT Score: NA $0
HS GPA: 3.4 $25,500
Education: Bachelor's Degree $25,000
Bilingual: No $0
Income: NA $5,000
Profession: Homemaker $0
Alcohol: Seldom $0
Smoker: Yes ($50,000)
Pot: No $10,000
Drugs: No $10,000
Exercise: Often $25,000
Divorced: No $0
Comitted Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Often $2,500
Sexuality: NA $25,000
Style: Average $15,000
Artistic: Poor $0
Sense of Humor: Excellent $65,000
Addictive Personality: No $10,000
Give to Charity: No $0
Adult Content: Occasionally $0
Gamble: Seldom $0
Multiplier x2
Total: $1,503,050
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 09:56 AM
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8. EEK!
If you had a wiener, they'd have given you $200,000.

Personally, women are more valuable in this world...

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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 08:44 AM
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5. Wow... great marketing tool, easy enough to figure out who you are...
Edited on Sun Jan-29-06 08:45 AM by Misunderestimator
if you answer all those questions honestly... first name, age, ethnicity, zip code, number of cavities, whether you've been divorced, whether you have been convicted of a felony, health history of your family, and NOT only that, but AN E-MAIL address... I think it would be pretty easy to track someone down.

I'd rather not find out how much they think I'm "worth" so that they can market their dating site to me, http://www.facethejury.com/
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 02:38 PM
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25. Exactly - I started answering the top section...
...then suddenly realized what they were doing (the dating site question was obvious). Scrolled down to see if they wanted an e-mail address, and screw that.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 02:39 PM
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26. Exactly what I did.
:thumsbup:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 09:04 AM
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6. Wow - 2,634,530
One of the advantages of being a straight white tall educated male, I guess.

Though i did it as a black man, everything else the same, and got the same value.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 09:51 AM
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7. Questionnaire lacks some options...
* Eye color is restricted. (Hazel)
* Ambidextrous isn't an option. (I can fiddle with BOTH hands...)
* 10.5W is not not a listed shoe size (nor are any Wide sizes) so I did 11.
* Not going bald but there is some hair receding
* No 20/20 eyesight!
* Then there's the "fun question" that I won't answer in public...;
* 2 cavities
* below average atheltic ability (am working on improving)
* Average attractiveness
* facethejury.com rating = non-sequitur. FTJ wants the value from 'humanforsale.com'!!! :dunce:
* IQ: 130
* HS GPA: 3.2
* College: Vocational
* English only (HTML won't count)
* Work in technology
* Occasionally booze it up
* NO tobacco, marijuana, or drugs (gee, the latter two not the same?)
* Often exercise (a few times throughout the day, not one big long lump)
* Not divorced (never married)
* No felonies
* Adult websites often
* No gambling (though online adult matchmaking sites seems a gamble...)
* Often watch TV (but often would rather do other things...)
* Bisexual (the pendulum swings both ways!)
* Health problems in family: Diabetes, depression, osteoperosis (do STDs really count?! I've not got any, but still...)
* Sense of style: Above average, naturally!
* Artistic ability: Above average
* Humor: Above average
* Addictive personality: Probably so I said 'yes'
* Donate to charities? Yes
* FaceTheJury.com profile? Yes. (PM if you care!)


<a href="http://www.humanforsale.com" title="How much am I worth?">I am worth $1,754,850 on HumanForSale.com</a>


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Quagmire05 Donating Member (102 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 09:58 AM
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9. I'm worth a Brazillion dollars
that can't be right....
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 09:59 AM
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10. $2,119,768.
Um...any takers, LOL? But wait. If someone gives me millions...for me...I won't likely be able to spend it, na? Hmm.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 10:01 AM
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11. It's another marketing data generator disguised as a fun poll
;-)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 12:00 PM
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17. What else is new?
:D
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 01:11 PM
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19. Yup, realized that at the end of the poll and didn't submit it.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 11:00 AM
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12. $2,580,990
and I know enough to give them a fake first name and one of my inactive hotmail accounts.......
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 11:59 AM
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16. $1,653,030
Cool site!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 12:16 PM
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18. $2,097,118
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 01:20 PM
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20. $2,392,120
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 01:27 PM
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21. Depends on how "worth" is measured, I suppose... nt.
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Kathleen04 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 01:29 PM
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22. $1,840,854
Not bad.. :+
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NJ Democrats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 02:05 PM
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23. I was $1.8 million
but I didn't answer 4 or 5 questions
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 02:28 PM
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24. Here's what I'm worth, for those of you interested enough to look:
$1,614,034.......
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 03:01 PM
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27. You are worth exactly $2,820,160 ...
I guess the fake name/fake e-mail/fake zip code took something away from it.

OK, I'm:

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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 03:03 PM
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28. I'm priceless...
Edited on Sun Jan-29-06 03:04 PM by Mrs. Sniffa
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