Crazy Guggenheim
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Sun Jan-29-06 11:04 AM
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Psycho Kitten .......... Oh God here we go .............. |
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(Sing to the tune of “Psycho Killer”)
My cat seems to live in his own little life He makes me nervous and he carries a knife I can’t sleep cause he scratched up my bed Please help me, he really wants me dead . . .
Chorus: Psycho Kitten Hiss, Hiss, Hiss Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Meow Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Away Ohhh . . . Psycho Kitten Hiss, Hiss, Hiss Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Meow Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Away Ohhh . . . Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!
You fill up a bowl of cat food; he won’t even finish it. You pet him a lot, but he’s not purring anything. When I ask him to speak, his lips are sealed. Meow something once, why meow it again?
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I’d prefer a dog; they’re okay. I’d prefer a rat; they’re fine, too. Oh, please help me get rid of him. He’s stalking me day and night . . . Oh no . . . Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi! He is brave and he is bold. I wish I could just smash him into mold.
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Crazy Guggenheim
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Sun Jan-29-06 11:08 AM
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1. Psycho Chicken by The Fools |
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I can't seem to face up to the facts I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax This Colonel Sanders job is gettin' me down A crazy chicken chasing me all over town
CHORUS: Psycho Chicken--what the f*ck? Bwak bwak bwak bwaaak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwaaak bwak Better run run run run run run run away
I don't know just what to do He's got a grudge against Frank Perdue He's clucking a lot, but he's not saying anything I plucked him once--why pluck him again?--CHORUS
Colonel Sanders wants to cook his goose but Psycho Chicken's still on the loose ("Hmm, a little chickie--" BWAAK!! "OHH!!")
They caught him down in Ohio They cut off his head and they put him in the oven They put him in a box right next to a roll Put some coleslaw around his legs and someone took him home Ate him for lunch and he tasted real fine ("BURP!") but the guy who ate him, he just lost his mind! HALF-CHORUS (with "Qu'est-ce que?") CHORUS (with "What the f*ck?")
("Ooh, it's all covered in feathers!")
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Sun Jan-29-06 11:09 AM
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2. well they are vain and they are blind |
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I hate kittens when they act unkind.
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