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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 12:43 PM
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Redneck Iraq War joke.
Special Bulletin from the Pentagon

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been
given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3 They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 12:50 PM
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1. Hey you forgot Kansas!
We got some major rednecks here.
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 01:04 PM
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2. Actually, I just passed this along as I found it. nt.
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