A DUer KIDNAPS you, and takes you on a road trip worthy of a movie.

[yvr girl]

Who is it?

[Midlodemocrat]

1. matcom.

But he actually wanted to kidnap my daughter. She is underaged and therefore can't cross state lines without permission.

But, he tried.

[progmom]

2. i think it's your groove

she tried to kidnap me on her way through after the Boston gathering. she's a devious one, she is. :scared:

[billyskank]

4. Hi progmom!

:hug:

[progmom]

6. hey gorgeous!!

:hug:

[billyskank]

11. ..

:loveya:

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. ZombyWoof

[HEyHEY]

8. Okay there, Ned Beatty

[jpgray]

9. Zombies don't kidnap

They just stalk around aimlessly, looking for a fresh victim. Dumbass. :eyes:

[CanuckAmok]

33. In Romero's "Land of the Dead", the zombies were developing...

...basic logical processes. That was the recent movie where the zombie hordes were trying to get into LA, and even the people of LA didn't want them.

[billyskank]

5. It would have to be SeattleGirl

She would spank me.

[SeattleGirl]

12. billy! I'd kidnap you any day of the week.

And take you on SeattleGirl's spankin' road trip! :spank:

[billyskank]

14. See? I knew it!

:rofl:

:loveya:

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

21. And you love it, don't you!

:evilgrin:

:loveya:

[billyskank]

23. Yes! I mean no!! I mean...

...oh hell!

:loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

29. You sound a bit flustered, darlin' billy!

:loveya: :loveya:

[Lochloosa]

7. She's going to get mad...but

Left is Write..
:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. XemaSab

Since she already did.

But she killed me off. :cry:

[XemaSab]

85. I'm sorry I killed you off

but you were smoking all the weed and eating all the snacks. :(

[Sugar Smack]

13. I am going to kidnap 3 DUers:

no name no slogan
bibaby
HypnoToad

but all of them know this.

[billyskank]

16. I am still waiting for my lucky break

:)

[Sugar Smack]

19. What if I swing by England?

;-) Huh?

[billyskank]

20. I'll be here

turn left at London. :)

[Sugar Smack]

24. Also, if you are allergic to chloroform, I might be able

to sort out another "kidnapping drug". How are you with lace hankies? :D

[billyskank]

25. Oh, I have a weak spot for those

:D

[bicentennial_baby]

26. i'm waiting....

*tapping foot impatiently*

seriously, today would be a good day for that... x(

:loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

34. What if I kidnapped you (but cleaned my house first)

and let you have the down comforter on my bed (you don't snore, do you? It's OK if you do). I have a fully-stocked bar, a Ho of a cat, good reading on the bookshelves which are two-deep. Lots of videos. Ciggies. Art on the walls, plants, Xmas lights Everywhere. Couple of days to recuperate? Plus, good strong French-roast coffee.

I don't think I'll need chloroform, not with that tapping foot of yours! :D :loveya:

[bicentennial_baby]

35. baby, i am SO there!!

and you don't even have to clean, i'm not uptight like that! :D

and no, i don't snore, afaik. :)

:loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

38. If you wear your tiara, I'll be tricked into thinking you're

a princess, so I'll be extra-sweet once I have you set up & comfy. If you need to blow your royal nose, I'll be there with the hankie for your princessy snoot!

;-)

[bicentennial_baby]

40. awwwww, you know i'll wear it!

:bounce: come and get me!! :bounce:

[Deja Q]

37. If I might intercede,

Sounds absolutely lovely. The only thing to top it all would be a Tempur-pedic mattress cover! :D

[Sugar Smack]

44. There are a lot of things to bounce on around here

up to and including a trampoline. Bibaby doesn't need chloroform to persuade. Do you?

:D

[Deja Q]

46. No chloroform needed at all!

:D

[Deja Q]

36. Now that's a kidnapping I could cope with!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

41. *whoo* (swipes at forehead)

There's so much work ahead of me, but I wager it'll all be worth it. Plus, I'll let you have the internet if you need to cry for help.

}( Heh, heh, heh.

[Deja Q]

47. LOL!

I'm an eagar student! :D

[Fox Mulder]

15. Not kidnap...more like abduct.

I know there's a few of you out there who'd abduct me!

[billyskank]

17. Will implants be involved?

[Fox Mulder]

18. That...and probing...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

22. Dangerously Amused.

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

54. I don't think THAT movie would be released to "normal"

theatres. Maybe more the "raincoat and flashlight" crowd.

And you'd be SO damn lucky.

[Dangerously Amused]

87. The raincoat and flashlight crowd?

Nah, more like the blindfold and silk scarves crowd.


:7

[Starbucks Anarchist]

101. This keeps getting better.

Mmm, silk...

[Dangerously Amused]

84. Roaaaaad triiiiip!

:woohoo:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

86. Sweet!

You bring the car, and I'll bring... Oh, hell, I'll think of something. ;)

[Dangerously Amused]

88. We're goin ridin' on the Freeway of Love...

...in my Pink Cadillac...

[Oeditpus Rex]

93. Uh...

That's a Pontiac.



Still rhymes, though... with the added benefit of alliteration.



You are forgiven.

[Dangerously Amused]

96. Geez. And here I thought all pink cars were Cadillacs.

:eyes:

[Oeditpus Rex]

99. Apparently not

[Starbucks Anarchist]

102. Pink?

Only for you would I say yes -- as long as we don't have to watch Forrest Gump (the movie). :evilgrin:

[Blue-Jay]

27. That would have to be ronnykmarshall.

What a buddy movie that would be! Just think of it:

The understated, newly-married, easily embarassed typical white guy on the road with the flamingest funboy on the west coast!

Thrill as we visit the largest ball of twine in the world!

Laugh as we share an alienburger in Roswell, New Mexico!

Cry as we visit the "Elvis Is Alive Museum & Cafe" in Wright City, MO!

Scratch your head as we get drunk and sing karaoke Mario Lanza hits!


That would be a fucking blockbuster, as long as Ronny wears his Daisy Dukes during the entire film.

[Midlodemocrat]

28. Understated? Um. No.

But I think the film will do well on DVD.

:P

[Blue-Jay]

30. I AM TOO UNDERSTATED GODDAMIT!

[Midlodemocrat]

31. Okay. Okay. Sorry.

*backs away from computer, runs downstairs for more wine*




Glad to see the squirrel is back. I love that image. It makes me laugh every time. Well, sometimes I laugh, other times, I merely smile. And, then of course, other times, I chuckle...but I digress.

[terrya]

45. I'd see it...lots of times!

That sounds fabulously entertaining.

Of course, Ronny DOES have to wear the Daisy Dukes. For the gay male audience. :-)

[SKKY]

32. Lionesspriyanka, LeftPeopleFinishFirst, and SOteric...

[DS1]

43. I can understand two of those choices

one more than the other :-)

[SOteric]

50. Me?! - Someone said me?!

:bounce:

Thank you! :7

[DS1]

73. Hey

You're beating me 2 - zip :D

[yvr girl]

74. You can kidnap me if you like

You and matcom. Lord, have mercy.






















Don't forget the handcuffs.

[SKKY]

94. I sure did. And I'll say it again. You, you, and you.

[SeattleGirl]

39. MadAsHellNewYorker

That east coast boy could probably take this west coast girl on a hell of a road trip! :loveya:

[ContraBass Black]

42. Whoever volunteers.

Take me, baby!

[Rowdyboy]

48. BossHog, Gildor Inglorian, Merh and Maddy McCall would take me

on a road trip through the deep south. We'd call the flick "Hell on Wheels"

[merh]

75. I am so there!

We would have one hell of a trip, wouldn't we!

We definitely need to arrange some type of meet up!

:hug:

[Rowdyboy]

76. Add in ShellBeau, Joby and the other Mississippi DUers and we have a

party! I'm always up for anything

[AKPacker]

49. Thtwudbeme

A woman who can keep me in my place and have an effective argument! :hug:

[flvegan]

51. It's LeftyMom, and the movie is a porno.

Sort of a "Thelma and Louise" meets "Debbie Does Dallas"

What?

[Redstone]

52. Nah, really?

Redstone

[flvegan]

57. Hey, if you're going to be kidnapped

You might as well make it a positive experience, right? If I'm getting kidnapped, taken on the road, and there's to be a movie of it? Well then, I'd just assume make it a sexual extravaganza.

[Redstone]

63. But you and LM? Who'd have guessed?

Redstone

[LeftyMom]

64. We're so subtle about it, I know.

:blush:

[Redstone]

66. Ah, but that's OK. Warms the heart of an old fart like me to see

you young 'uns carrying on so.

Redstone

[LeftyMom]

67. Makes it all worth it!

:) Not that it's not totally worth it anyhow, but I'm glad we can make you smile just by being horny idiots.

[Redstone]

69. (OK, I lie a little bit.)

(Mrs R and I still go at each other like a pair of hormone-soaked teenagers, after fifteen years together, so I don't really need to get jollies vicariously.)

But I do enjoy seeing you two guys so happy.

Redstone

[LeftyMom]

53. You are so predictable.

:loveya:

[flvegan]

60. Oh, you so did not see

me coming.

But you might feel it.

Aha. Thank you. I'll be here all night.

This post is SO getting deleted.

[LeftyMom]

62. As is the "Titanic" one.

Thanks, now whatever few lounge girls that didn't want to kick myass will.

Oh well. :D

[DS1]

56. Well hopefully you both go down more than once

[flvegan]

58. I'm like the Titanic.

I go down, and stay down. It takes effort to end such activity.

Well, alike except in that efforts to raise me are quite successful.

Good one, and the smilie rocks.

[Redstone]

55. Don't anybody pick me. My trips are boring.

The one I have planned for the coming summer is to see if it's possible to drive the vertical length of Vermont, from the Massachusetts border to the Canadian border, on dirt roads only.

I think it can be done.

Redstone

[GoddessOfGuinness]

92. Ooo Ooo! I'll go!!!

:bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

59. That would be the Divine Ms. Merh....

and the movie has already been made: Thelma and Louise.

[merh]

70. You betcha, sista!

:hug: :loveya:

[DanCa]

80. Or Rev we could write a new movie :D

:wink:

[RevCheesehead]

98. You wanna play Brad Pitt's role?

:woohoo: Only if I get to be Geena Davis! :bounce::bounce:

[xmas74]

61. Known ones here-

either MissHoneyChurch and Joani or Khash.
A lesser-known poster who has done just that-dannib.

[pitohui]

65. dunno but what are you waiting for?

all your road trips are belong to us

[Rabrrrrrr]

68. If I'm lucky, it's SOteric. If unlucky, matcom in leather on scooter

and he'll be in a sterno-driven homocidal rage. Probably the latter. I remember when I first looked at DU, and saw matcom's name, I said to myself, "That's the guy who's gonna kidnap you, drive you across country on a scooter, psychologically abuse you and make you wear a leather mask, and then kill you while camping in a state forest camping area outside Spokane, leaving your body for the bears."

[Ptah]

71. mmmph. mmmPH. MMMMMMMPH!!!

:scared:









:hide:

[leftofthedial]

72. it's one of those intense GD posters

and it's a Rob Zombie road movie

[MrScorpio]

77. All the above

Come and get me!

[SeattleGirl]

78. If you insist!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :evilgrin:

[DanCa]

81. Nah i am still t rying to be good :D

Cannot respond to Seattle Girls thread :cry:

[SeattleGirl]

82. Of course you can!

But if you get out of line, I'll have to spank you! :evilgrin:

[DanCa]

83. See our trip is off to the right start all ready :D

:evilgrin: Which "altered state" do you want to visit first :D

[DanCa]

79. Just one? I am flashing on too many possibilites. :D

They know who I am talking about :D

[MissMillie]

89. Probably DS1

He probably knows how to find just enough trouble to keep it fun.

[yvr girl]

90. LOL

But the scary part, is what he'll do with the photographs.

[mdmc]

91. where is John Kleeb?

or Slinkerwink?

[matcom]

95. one is having fun at college, the other....

who gives a fuck?

[mdmc]

104. which one is where?

Are you on the outs w. Kleeb?

[khashka]

97. datasuspect

Sort of a cross between Natural Born Killers and a tacky 70's porno. Scary but oddly amusing. And the audience would love it.

Maybe TJ - he keeps threatening to do it. But that would be a remake of Truly, Madly, Deeply without the self sacrifice. And of course neither of us would be dead. So the ending would be happier.


Khash.

[liberaltrucker]

100. southlandshari

:hide:

[southlandshari]

103. .....

:loveya: