Got CAPTIONS for this Dick pic? (not a sex thread)

[Wonk]

Would I lie to you?

[maxanne]

1. "I know

I know when you're sleeping, I know when you're awake, I know if you've been bad or good..."

[Catshrink]

2. And that was just round one...

the second round of cuts will be even more substantial for my friends. We kind of slipped in another one in the guise of eliminating overtime, but it's not really a tax cut. :eyes:

[7th_Sephiroth]

3. do

you REALLY think i'm gona get busted for my obvious crimes?

[salin]

4. You don't really expect an answer from me... the king of secrecy... now

do you...

[CarlBallard]

5. Don't make fun

The man is clearly having a heart attack, and I don't think we need to kick him when he's down. Besides ruling the world by proxie is hard work.

[drfemoe]

6. n/m

n/t

[Philostopher]

7. Cindy Lou

Who?

I spent a good five minutes staring at that picture before I realized he looks just like the Grinch.

[Paul Hood]

10. I saw the same Grinchy grin.

[peterh]

8. Pardon me folks…

I just felt a rush…..

[Paul Hood]

9. Those Iraqis aren't beaten.

They're hardly let down.
No matter how much we hit em'.
They still hang around.
We drop thousand pound bombs.
Down their chimneys with ease.
But does anyone of them say thank you or please.

All that we want.
Is their oil supply.
It's not that they need it.
They're used to being fried.
We need that gas, to drive our Hummers
If it costs you your children, then thats your bummer.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

11. Come on, drink the cool-aid... it's graaape!

[montana_hazeleyes]

12. "Disregard what the seal says.We all know

who's really president, now don't we?"

[Philostopher]

13. Oh, and by the way ...

I was so dazzled by the Grinchy grin on his ugly mug, I forgot to ask until too late to edit my post -- what the hell is that flag over his left shoulder? It looks like an orchestra conductor and an American Indian dancing the foxtrot.

[radfringe]

14. when talking about Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld as a trio

I refer to them as Smirky, Sneer and Squinty

[peekaloo]

15. I call him Snarly

keeps that -y thing going!


:D

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

16. You know, I have one simple request, to have sharks

with frickin lazer beams attached to their heads!
http://www.elvis92.com/sharks.wav

[BiggJawn]

17. "You're KIDDING! That's the 'Gay Marriage' banner over my left...

...shoulder???? No, my daughter never told me about that...."

[Ecotopian]

18. Don't you think my eye-lashes are pretty?!!! (in a gay voice)

tsk... how about my old white guy look in a power black suit with a white bald head? Ooooh don't I look sthrong and thexy? Do I turn you on?

And look at our model strut our new Polo Haliburton line in our desert motif... tsk... doesn't it look authentic?

[cosmicdot]

19. Dick commented that he always pulls for Mr. Potter ...

in 'It's a Wonderful Life' stating 'he looks like a Halliburton man' and that that George Bailey is obviously a librul leftwing spread the wealth DemonCrap commie ...

[cosmicdot]

20. take 666 of a photo session ... the 666th attempt at getting

a campaign photo of Dick without that snarly sneer ...

[philosophie_en_rose]

21. Come back to the lab & See what's on the slab...