Hate your family? Buy them a trampoline. What have you learned from AFV?

[DS1]

(America's Funniest Videos)

Do ANY trampolinings end up without pain infliction, or am I seeing some sort of migratory "Christine" trampoline that goes house to house leaving the smashed bodies of cripples and newly castrati?

[matcom]

1. hopefully, these families bought them for

their kids

:popcorn:

[DS1]

3. I bought mine so I could drop my cat off the side of the house and bounce

him up into the tree where he could take the War on Songbirds over there, so he didn't have to fight them over here :rofl:

[LeftyMom]

2. A blindfolded child, a bat and a pinata is a cheap sterilization method

:scared:

[SOteric]

4. ~This~ is the best thing you've found to watch on telly?

[DS1]

5. It makes me feel smart

:D :hi:

[SOteric]

9. Tsk.

You are smart. But I'm pretty sure watching Bob Saget makes your brain atrophy.

[DS1]

11. No, watching people chase after squirrels indoors with rakes

and other makeshit bats and sticks breaking everything in sight definitely makes me smart. And Saget's been gone for years.

I'm really just waiting for the simpsons, and wondering when you're going to show up on elsewhere :D

[SOteric]

14. "Makeshit?" *LOL* - Is that ~ever~ a Freudian slip~

And I'm doing my usual Sunday cooking and balancing the chequebook. *x* I'll be there soon, I promise.

[matcom]

6. i have a sinus infection

naturally he is missing his 'Sunday Session'

[SOteric]

7. Sinus infection, Schminus infection...

You're off stalking the home of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, offering to toss some little smokies into grape jelly for her.

[DS1]

8. Not MY little SMOKIES!

:cry:

[SOteric]

10. He's a rotter, - come snuggle up to me.

:7 I'll make it all better. :hug:

[DS1]

12. no smokie abuse?

okay

[xmas74]

13. Another thing-if you hate your family

always get a baseball game together in the backyard and make sure the catcher is the person you hate the most. Then put a four year old up to bat.
We all know what happens next.