Will steroids help me build muscles?

[Deja Q]

Or will they work on their own? :shrug:

[LeftyMom]

1. Ooh, somebody's about to get a lecture.

:popcorn:

[Deja Q]

3. I'm presuming some are legal?

I've atrophied a lot since surgery...

If they aren't, then I'll withdraw my question.

[w8liftinglady]

2. you still have to work out

I know a lot about steroids.PM me if you have questions.

[Blue-Jay]

4. If you shoot twice as many roids, you only need to work half as hard.

If you get up to a 6x dosage, you can just sleep all the time and watch the giant muscles grow!

[Deja Q]

5. Steroids? Or Hemorrhoids?

:rofl:

[flvegan]

6. Only anabolic ones.

And the key word is "help" as you'll still need to work out to reap the rewards of chemically enhanced muscle tissue.

In addition, you'll want the name of a good plastic surgeon to remove your new breasts, enlarge your now-shrunken testicles and replace your hairline. You'll also want a good anger management counselor for your 'roid rage and a laser specialist to remove your newfound bodyhair.

Lastly, you'll want an expert schooled in the anabolic trade to help you get your libido back up.

Don't forget the lawyer to help you out when you get busted buying or using. There's the whole job "drug testing" thing, too.

[Deja Q]

7. GAAAAAAAAAAH! I don't want to go Arnold on people!

I don't want my goolies to shrink! What will the people say! (not that many have, mind you... it's a desert town down there...)

My hair is already starting to go, so that's not a big loss anymore.

And my libido? What for?! Well, I can start thinking of a few reasons...

Maybe I won't.

Though having my own b00bies would save on a couple of problems... no pun intended...

[flvegan]

9. Very good points.

However, the liver and kidney failures, the heart issues and the expense might help sway your opinion.

Hey, if I had my own boobies, I'd never leave the house.

Besides, why touch anabolics when the prohormone industry is there to help you out? Not really "steroids" but damn near the same thing. Sure, they're getting banned daily, but those clever kids just keep coming up with new formulas to keep their stuff in the store.

Google this: Superdrol, 1-AD. They make the andro shit look like baby aspirin.

Personally, if I were looking to up your test, I'd suggest a good Tribulus stack (with a couple other things). Your libido will not only NOT shrink, but go through the roof (for better or worse).

[Deja Q]

12. Fascinating

Still, I know it's possible to "wear things out" if not careful...

And 'for better or for worse' only qualifies if there's somebody else to appreciate it. :rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

8. wait a second....I can get new breasts??

hmm. Sounds promising! :D

[flvegan]

10. Only if you buy them.

Anabolics to women is like shrinkage to a man, as far as breasts go. Though, you can grow quite the, um, clitoris...

[Fleshdancer]

11. well that's not very fair

buying them doesn't appeal to me and an enlarged clitoris sounds painful. No steriods for me I guess. Do women who take steroids also get roid rage or is that mostly a guy thing?

[Pithlet]

13. Locking

DUers aren't qualified to give out medical advice.