CanuckAmok
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Sun Jan-29-06 10:29 PM
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It's impossible to ignore Jupiter, what with it being all fat & obnoxious. |
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Sun Jan-29-06 10:40 PM
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1. Seriously. It's fucking huge, and emits these radio signals which... |
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are so obnoxious.
When the fuck will big fat stupid Jupiter shut the fuck up?!
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Sun Jan-29-06 10:40 PM
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Sun Jan-29-06 10:45 PM
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3. It's my third favorite movement of the "Planets" suite. |
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Sun Jan-29-06 11:09 PM
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Sun Jan-29-06 10:49 PM
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4. and that giant red SPOT! |
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Honestly -- you can't take your eyes off it, but you don't want it to notice that you're staring. I can't believe it's a good sign, yet it's just something that nobody wants to mention directly. Makes conversation really awkward.
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Sun Jan-29-06 10:50 PM
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5. And it's few moons circling it |
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Sun Jan-29-06 10:52 PM
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Ever been in a car with it? There are not enough matches.
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Mon Jan-30-06 12:36 AM
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Sun Jan-29-06 11:03 PM
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I haven't thought about Jupiter in months. I was finally able to get it out of my head and forget all about it. Then you had go and bring it up, now I'll be up all night thinking about it.
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Sun Jan-29-06 11:08 PM
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Sun Jan-29-06 11:10 PM
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10. Damn straight! I say we attack it now |
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Since "preventive war" is the order of the day and all.
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Mon Jan-30-06 01:23 AM
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16. Before they attack us with their WMD. |
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Sun Jan-29-06 11:50 PM
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11. I guess it doesn't realize that vertical stripes would be more slimming |
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Plus if it didn't rotate so rapidly, it wouldn't be so oblate. Anyway -- in a planet that size, a 9.92-hour day is just showing off, in my opinion.
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Mon Jan-30-06 12:41 AM
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13. Fuck, I know. Just because |
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Edited on Mon Jan-30-06 12:42 AM by GirlinContempt
it's surrounded by a lot of poisonous gas and filth, it thinks it's so fucking good. Guess what Jupiter, you aren't the center of the universe. Take a shower, you're stinkin' up the joint.
Edited for punctuation.
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CanuckAmok
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Mon Jan-30-06 12:45 AM
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14. yes, thank god the punctuation is in good working order. |
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Otherwise that post wouldn't make any sense. :crazy:
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Mon Jan-30-06 12:58 AM
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15. We are talking about the same Jupiter, right? |
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5th planet from the sun, lots of hydrogen, some sulfur and methane, rock particles, kinda gross, huge, talks too much?
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Mon Jan-30-06 01:26 AM
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17. The question isn't whether you can ignore Jupiter |
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The question is: Is Jupiter ignoring you?
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Mon Jan-30-06 01:28 AM
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18. Jupiter is nothing more than a giant gasbag. |
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Jupiter is about 90% hydrogen and 10% helium with traces of methane, water, and ammonia.
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Tue Jan-31-06 01:02 AM
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20. Giant gasbag? Like Rush Limbaugh? |
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Tue Jan-31-06 01:03 AM
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21. Jupiter is one gasbag I can tolerate. |
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Mon Jan-30-06 03:43 AM
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19. I'd rather discuss you |
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I think your amok ass needs a good kicking. :D
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Tue Jan-31-06 01:07 AM
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22. Back off, I'm tellin' ya! Jupiter is my ruling planet. |
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And it is kind and benevolent and a truly great guardian. I don't care if it stinks and takes up too much space. :P
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