OMG -- Rachel Ray is evil

[LostinVA]

Rachael Ray Expands Her Reach

Rachael Ray makes lousy coffee.

She doesn't bake too well either. It's all the measuring. It clashes with her beat-the-clock cooking style. "I can never remember if it's one heaping, or two little or two big, or whatever," she says.

As Food Network viewers know, Rachael Ray is all about speed a dash of salt and a splash of E.V.O.O. (extra-virgin olive oil in Rachaelspeak) heaped with liberal dollops of personal anecdotes that have made her one of the most ubiquitous cooks in America.


http://tv.yahoo.com/news/ap/20060127/113840640000.html


She's sold her soul to the Devil, I'm telling you!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. But she's hot.

So her evil is canceled out.

[LostinVA]

2. I know you guys say she is, but I don't see it

And I'm a women-loving' woman. Icky.

Tell the truth: you're just after her EVOO...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. Sure, if that's what you want to call it.

;)

[LostinVA]

4. You just think she's Yummo

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. Of course.

I'd consider this yummo:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=http://budgettravelonline.com/bt-dyn/content/photo/2005/08/12/PH2005081201332.html&h=420&w=319&sz=44&tbnid=DRkWtUz3EeFFuM:&tbnh=122&tbnw=92&hl=en&start=7&prev=/images%3Fq%3Drachael%2Bray%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26c2coff%3D1%26sa%3DN

I'd post a more risque pic, but I think that's against the rules. ;)

[LostinVA]

7. ARRRGGHHH!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!

[ET Awful]

10. She looks like the freakin' Joker sans makeup n/t

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

16. She looks like a crack whore in that picture.

[ET Awful]

9. Hey, I'm a purely woman lovin' guy, and I can't stand her.

She annoys the hell out of me.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

15. I don't see it either.

Her boobs are fucking weird. They look like half-filled water balloons. And her obnoxiousness far surpasses any possible hotness she may or may not have.

[LostinVA]

17. I feel better now!

[Carni]

33. My husband doesn't think she's hot either

But aside from that put blond hair on her and she looks just like Jenna Bush!

I kept thinking why does this woman BUG ME so much? (granted that EVOO thing is annoying in and of itself)

Then it dawned on me...she looks like the one who I will not speak of's daughter
:(

[LostinVA]

30. OMG! You're right!

And, my Dad doesn't think she's hot, either. Well, he said attractive. But I know he was thinking hot. Ick.

[Carni]

34. She really does look like Jenna

As soon as I realized that... I started cutting her some slack because I realized why I found her so detestable!

(But trust me Ii still find her giggly EVOO crap annoying!)

[Taverner]

25. A lot of us guys like her because she's

- truly blooming in her 30's (you gotta understand, a lot of us guys LOVE women in their 30's and 40's.)
- perky, yet not annoying
- got a regional accent that drives us Californians wild
- has a nice pair of curvy, muscular legs
- probably plays football with "da guys"

[cwydro]

32. hey i think she's hot too

and I'm a woman lovin' woman....I'd rather look at her than listen to her though!

[Deja Q]

11. She's hot and evil. But so is Elizabeth Hurley:

(the original version was far better, BTW)

[JVS]

13. You're fucking right the original was far better, and this sort of thing..

pisses me off. These shitty remakes drive the originals into obscurity and I'd love to see the Moore-Cook version of Bedazzled again.

[LostinVA]

18. Liz Hurley is smokin'

[sasquatch]

27. Sort of like Rev Acts

[purr]

6. SAMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[calico1]

8. Oh gawd...

A talk show too? Well, I'm sure she hasn't had enough exposure. :eyes:

[tjdee]

12. Her cute nicknames irritate me, and I love cute nicknames.

I am the queen of loving appropriately placed nicknames, but this lady is nuts. EVOO?

Sammies?

:puke:

[LostinVA]

20. You got it wrong: EVOO - Extra Virgin Olive Oil

[Catchawave]

14. She's definitely the anti-Martha :)

I like her shows and her dishes are pretty YUMMO too :hi:

[MissMillie]

19. While she does go over the top w/ cuteness....

she does manage to put on a pretty good meal for 30 minutes of cooking time.

Cut her some slack, will ya?

[xmas74]

37. She does do a good job of that.

I don't like everything she makes but I have picked up a few quick recipes from her. For that reason I'll keep watching 30 minutes on Food Network.

[bigwillq]

21. dupe

please delete

[bigwillq]

22. Rachel Ray is awesome.

:bounce:


Why do you hate Rachel?? :shrug:

[CBHagman]

31. Because she's another human being as franchise.

My heart sank when I saw her new magazine popping up at the supermarket. Granted, I suppose I should be grateful it's about cooking and not about celebrity gossip. But it is, after a fashion, about celebrities. :-(

Make it STOP! :cry:

[Fox Mulder]

23. That. Is. Sad.

[Taverner]

24. Ahhhhh perfection

:loveya:

[Taverner]

26. MATCOM and I will watch this weekly and deliver a report

Should we set aside a "Rachel Ray" forum?

[DS1]

28. How can you make bad coffee by putting too much in?

It's unheard of!

[Catch22Dem]

38. No such thing as too much coffee (n/t)

[Montauk6]

29. Nahhh, if she sold her soul, she wouldn't be so self-deprecating.

[LSK]

35. if it wasnt for the lounge, i woulda never heard of her

This is all I know of her:

[BuelahWitch]

39. LOL, I never heard of her either, except in the Lounge!

:hi: I guess we need to come out from under our rock?

[Left Is Write]

36. This is the REAL cutie of Food Network...

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: