Uncle Dick Cheney Is 65 Today - Post YOUR Birthday Wishes In This Thread!!

[matcom]

GO!

[jeff30997]

1. Happy hearth attack Dick !

:toast: :party::party::toast:

[Initech]

15. Nah, I'd rather it be slow and very painful...

:evilgrin:

[nutsnberries]

2. hey Dick,

f#ck you. have a crappy day. }(

[DanCa]

3. I wont wish ill health on anyone.

So instead may I wish you a quiet day of retrospection. And that upon it's end you'll come to the conclusion that you will leave your office for the good of America.

[Lochloosa]

4. Dick..

GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[HughBeaumont]

5. Happy Birthday Gunga Dick. Here's a present.

It's a home hair-cutting device!

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. May all of OUR wishes on your birthday come true!

:hi: :party:

[Beausoir]

7. May you get everything you have coming to you.

Lying coward.

[Mad_Dem_X]

40. May you get exactly what you deserve, Dickie!

:grr:

[jane_pippin]

8. Do you mean 165?

How the hell is that guy only 65?!

Anyway, Happy Birthday. Dick.

[bridgit]

9. you've destroyed the entire world of beauty in just 65 years...

Way To Go Shit For Brains!!!

:party:

[Whoa_Nelly]

10. Hey, Dick! There's just one thing I wanna know...

How do you decorate a bunker for a birthday party?

May your birthday be as black, empty and dark as your mind and heart.

[Crankie Avalon]

11. One year closer to meeting your maker and answering to him/her/it...

...for what you did in your life, if you even really believe in that sort of thing, Mr. Cheney. :evilfrown:

[ismnotwasm]

12. Only 65?

The man looks ancient. Birthday wishes? Hmm lets see,

Happy birthday. There is a prison cell in waiting just for you, and I wish you a speedy journey there.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

13. Boo ! I hope I scared ya !

[LaraMN]

14. Quick! Somebody get some of those magic re-lighting candles!

If he huffs and puffs enough, maybe he won't require a cake, next year.
ohhhh....evil.....
:o

[Jokerman]

16. Wishes for a long life...BEHIND BARS!!! n/t

[huskerlaw]

17. I'm not going to be clever

Just, you know, fuck off and die you worthless piece of shit.

[underpants]

18. I have to say, in all honesty that for a 65 year old

you look like shit Dick.

No matter you are going to hell anyway.

[Montauk6]

19. 65 love affair... rock n roll was simple n clear

[Arugula Latte]

24. Thanks for the frickin' earworm!

Noooooooooo!

[Arugula Latte]

25. Dick, may the side of your mouth droop equally with the other.

May you reap what you have sown.

May you be treated as you have treated others.

In other words, burn in Hell, Dick Boy.

[Montauk6]

26. May you and Lynne celebrate by giving each other a 65 tonight!

(anything to distract youse from screwing the country)

[cwydro]

20. well, I know it has already been said

but go f*** yourself Dickhead!

[Ellen Forradalom]

21. Only 65?

My goodness, world domination takes its toll on a man.

Happy birthday, Dick. There's still a chance to get your good health back; retire, relax, and let us run the world for a change.

[DainBramaged]

22. May you be investigated as closely as the rest of us, someday.

[realisticphish]

23. 65

though, thats a lot more in hellish demon spawn years

[leftofthedial]

27. 65, going on 90

happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
you look like an asshole
and you act like one too

but you're a dick

[Squatch]

28. .

[TheBaldyMan]

29. many happy returns to the heart unit, Dick.

[billyskank]

30. Happy birthday Dick

:)

[richmwill]

31. Happy Birthday, Dick!

Have a couple of Big Macs and a plate of ribs on me!

[edbermac]

32. I wish you well...in a nice clean cell...

:sarcasm:

[Jim Warren]

33. This has a pleasant ring to it...........

from the Cheney entry in The Beast's 50 most deplorable list, 2005:

Strapped to chair; eyes removed with melon baller. Nursed back to health. Lips sewn to a rubber hose connecting him to a 500 gallon nutrition shake. Nursed back to health. Fingers, hands, toes, feet, nose and genitals devoured by hungry pigs. Nursed back to health. Legs and arms ground to stubs with belt sander. Nursed back to health. Fitted with earphones that play only Christina Aguilera songs, and left alone to think about what he has done.

[Walt Starr]

34. The opnly wish I'd have for Cheney today is that he would

GO FUCK HIMSELF!

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. Two words:

1. Mandatory.

2. Retirement.



Here's wishing his shit-filled soul a shit-filled birthday. May it be his last.

[MiniMandaRuth]

36. Okay.... Here goes!

F*** YOU YOU F****** PIG!!!! I HOPE YOU ROT IN F****** H*** FOR EVEN EXSISTING!!!!!!! F*** YOU F****** WITH THE ENVIRONMENT AND MY RIGHTS AS A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!! F*** YOU AND CONDI TOO, YOU F****** B******!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Okay, I feel better, now.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

37. For your Birthday, Dick,

I hope you discover what it is to have compassion, and that you're brave enough to use it as you never have before...to put an end to this murderous war; to stop raping the Earth and her creatures; to quit screwing over the little guy and give him a hand out of the ground he's been buried under for the last 5 years.

May you finally feel the joy that comes from being a decent caring human being.

That is my hope for you, and I wish it sincerely...with all my heart.

[jus_the_facts]

38. Happy Decomposing Day Dick....

[SOteric]

39. Unca Dicky, I salute you:

[hyphenate]

41. I hope you get exactly what you deserve for your birthday! eom

[MadMaddie]

42. MiniMandaRuth that is rich....

hooo...I need windshield wipers on my glasses....you got me crying with laughter over here...in rainy Bothell, WA!!!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

52. Welcome to DU.

[alarcojon]

43. Oily Dick:

May you pay for your crimes during your remaining time on Earth.

[no name no slogan]

44. Happy M*thaF*ckin Birthday Dick

[blindpig]

45. Happy Birthday. Eat shit and die. n/t

[graywarrior]

46. May you live til you die.

And may you get what you deserve while you live.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

47. Dear Dick, you wear your sphincter like most people wear a turtleneck.

But who's to blame you?

It's probably warm up there, and it smells like Wyoming.

So keep your head up your ass. Satan's keeping a room warm for you. His room probably doesn't smell like Wyoming.



:evilgrin:

[UrbScotty]

48. CRAPPY BIRTHDAY DICK! (nt)

[TimeChaser]

49. Happy Birthday, Captain Asshole!

[4sure]

50. Cheney

The only reason I'm glad Bush hasn't bit it.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

51. Drop dead Dick!

:popcorn:

[liberaltrucker]

53. Hey, Dick

I ain't gay, but I'd be willing to sacrifice for my country and give you a BJ to die for. Happy (hopefully last) Birthday...asshole.

[EstimatedProphet]

54. You fucking SOB you stole my birthday TOO?!?!

Isn't my country enough? You have to take my birthday away too?!?

[liberaltrucker]

55. Get your ass to bed, birthday boy

:party: