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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 04:22 PM Original message |
I got a rimshot smiley and I'm not afraid to use it. Post your vaudeville |
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mistertrickster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
1. George Bush . . . he looks like an idiot, he acts like an idiot |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 04:29 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. . |
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Callalily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 04:31 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. S_F: My friend has been |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 04:31 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. . |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
5. I said to the Doctor, "Doc, my foot hurts..what should I do?" |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 04:35 PM Response to Reply #5 |
9. . |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
6. ''I have this terrific make-up man. But he's expensive........ |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 04:35 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. . |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
7. "Take my wife...please" |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 04:35 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. . |
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Callalily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
8. S_F: My father killed |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 04:36 PM Response to Reply #8 |
12. . |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
13. I thought Rimshot Smiley was the name of a Saigon whore |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 04:38 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. . |
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SKKY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 04:50 PM Response to Original message |
15. Two lawyers are walking down the street when they see... |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 04:56 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. . |
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azmouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
17. Patient: "Hey Doc!" |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 05:08 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. . |
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xmas74 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 05:09 PM Response to Original message |
19. No punch line |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 05:10 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. . |
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xmas74 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 05:10 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. He'd like that |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 05:23 PM Response to Original message |
22. The Gallup Organization polled 100 men aged 15-45 and they all said... |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 05:27 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. . |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 06:15 PM Response to Reply #24 |
29. Sigh. There's a *second* meaning to the phrase "being polled". |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 06:29 PM Response to Reply #29 |
33. . |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
23. I said, "I seriously need to get a life"... |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 05:27 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. . |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 06:01 PM Response to Original message |
26. With my wife I don't get no respect. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 06:28 PM Response to Reply #26 |
30. . |
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Beaverhausen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 06:05 PM Response to Original message |
27. "The Aristocrats" |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 06:29 PM Response to Reply #27 |
31. HA! |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 06:09 PM Response to Original message |
28. Niagra Falls? |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 06:29 PM Response to Reply #28 |
32. . |
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sundog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 06:30 PM Response to Original message |
34. "sounds like a fisting movie" |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 09:27 AM Response to Reply #34 |
40. . |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
35. I am so glad you did not say "rim job"... |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 09:46 AM Response to Reply #35 |
51. . |
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Beaverhausen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 06:43 PM Response to Original message |
36. and the doctor says, "I can clearly see your nuts." |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 09:28 AM Response to Reply #36 |
41. . |
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MrSlayer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 06:53 PM Response to Original message |
37. Ah, the President...I love this guy..I bought him a chair for Christmas... |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 09:28 AM Response to Reply #37 |
42. . |
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mcscajun (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 06:55 PM Response to Original message |
38. "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder." |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 09:29 AM Response to Reply #38 |
43. . |
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gizmo1979 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-30-06 07:07 PM Response to Original message |
39. I went to the doctors |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 09:30 AM Response to Reply #39 |
44. See #17. |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 09:31 AM Response to Original message |
45. And so the bartender says,"Hey, why the long face?" |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 09:45 AM Response to Reply #45 |
48. . |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 09:35 AM Response to Original message |
46. ...one has cunning stunts. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 09:45 AM Response to Reply #46 |
49. . |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 09:37 AM Response to Original message |
47. Hey Doc, I want a second opinion. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 09:45 AM Response to Reply #47 |
50. . |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 09:51 AM Response to Original message |
52. My Wife Said "Take The Garbage Out." |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 09:58 AM Response to Reply #52 |
53. . |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 10:05 AM Response to Reply #53 |
56. What?!?!? No Cowbell? |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 10:11 AM Response to Reply #56 |
57. I'll refer you to LynneSin for all your cowbell needs. |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 10:14 AM Response to Reply #57 |
60. Yeah, But Your Smiley Doesn't Even Have A Cowbell. . . |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 10:02 AM Response to Original message |
54. Three republicans are driving in the woods to go hunting ... |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 10:05 AM Response to Reply #54 |
55. . |
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AnarchoFreeThinker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 10:13 AM Response to Original message |
58. you ought to be on stage...and there's one leaving in 10 minutes. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 10:14 AM Response to Reply #58 |
59. . |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
61. Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book? |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 10:40 AM Response to Reply #61 |
62. HAHAHAHAHA! |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 11:16 AM Response to Original message |
63. Doc, I'm a little hoarse... |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 11:17 AM Response to Reply #63 |
64. . |
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Montauk6 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 11:35 AM Response to Original message |
65. Trying to find signs of intelligent life among the freepers... |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 11:50 AM Response to Reply #65 |
66. . |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
67. "...rectum? I damn-near killed him." |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-31-06 02:29 PM Response to Reply #67 |
68. Where have you *been*? |
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