trof
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Mon Jan-30-06 07:42 PM
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When you are down and out, lift up your head and shout: |
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HEY! . . . DOWN HERE, DAMMIT! . . . I'M DOWN AND OUT!!!
We now return you to your regularly scheduled program: "Democrat Surviviors". Who gets kicked off the island tonight? Landrieu or Lieberman? :shrug:
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UncleSepp
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Mon Jan-30-06 09:39 PM
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1. Who do you have to f*ck to get a break in this town? |
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Oh wait... that's "when you're down and out, that's the time to stand up on your two feet and shout..."
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Mon Jan-30-06 10:29 PM
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2. Nobody knows you when you're down and out |
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Nobody knows you when you're down and out
written by Jimmie Cox - performed by Louis Jordan
I once lived the life of a millionaire Spending my money I didn't care Always taking my friends out for a good time Buying champagne, gin and wine But just as soon as my dough got low I couldn't find a friend, no place I go If I ever get my hands on a dollar again I'm gonna squeeze it, and squeeze it Till the eagle grins
Nobody knows you when you're down and out In your pocket, not one penny And your friends, you haven't any And as soon as you get on your feet again Everybody is your long lost friend It's mighty strange, without a doubt, but Nobody wants you when you're down and out
You know folks, I once had a mansion Way up on the side of a hill I'd give champagne and caviar parties Just for fun and get a thrill But you know things they just can't stay like that forever And now I can't muscle up enough money To buy a shot of gin
But you know, if I ever get my hands on a dollar again I'm gonna squeeze it, and squeeze it till the eagle grins It's mighty strange, without a doubt Nobody wants you Nobody needs you Nobody wants you when you're down and out
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Tue Apr 23rd 2024, 02:37 PM
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