jpgray
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:17 PM
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So I got a girl's number two days ago |
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Should I call her now, or tomorrow? :shrug:
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:18 PM
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1. oh wait a month at least... |
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cuz you wanna really set the mood...
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:21 PM
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Yeah I kind of don't feel like doing it right now |
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:18 PM
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:21 PM
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:23 PM
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:19 PM
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3. Why not just call and repeatedly leave messages on her voicemail? |
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:20 PM
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4. How coherent should I be? |
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How heavily should I breathe?
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:28 PM
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20. Tell her you want to make her labia into earrings. |
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:33 PM
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25. It's a shame they're not pierced |
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Edited on Mon Jan-30-06 08:33 PM by jpgray
My ears, I mean.
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:39 PM
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33. Tell her you want to give them to another, hotter girl. |
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:43 PM
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36. Ah--the one in my oven |
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:21 PM
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5. You should have called her four days ago |
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:22 PM
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7. I'm fucked? Good, that was one of my goals in this whole business. |
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Edited on Mon Jan-30-06 08:23 PM by jpgray
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:23 PM
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:23 PM
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9. You are so NOT money, dude... |
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:23 PM
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get drunk
chicks dig drunk dudes :)
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:24 PM
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12. That's easy for me. I was conceived at the bottom of a Scotch bottle |
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:26 PM
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lol. crack open that bottle! :D
when your "s" starts to sound like "szhh" then it's time to call
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:27 PM
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17. To get my "s" to sound like anything I usually need to eat lots of lentils |
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:24 PM
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13. Did she give it to you freely, or did you have to wheedle it out of her? |
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If she gave it to you with little or no prodding on your behalf, what the fuck have you been doing, man?? She obviously wants you to give her a ring, and she'll get all disappointed if she doesn't hear....
:D
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:25 PM
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14. I'm waiting for the credit check to go through |
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:27 PM
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16. Find out what time she wakes up. |
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Then call her an hour earlier.
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:32 PM
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24. Find out when she wakes up... |
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Do I have to call at that point or can I just knock on her bedroom window?
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:27 PM
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18. you were supposed to call her yesterday |
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:32 PM
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23. In that case I hope fucking up is like marrying up |
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:28 PM
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when are you hoping to take her out? is there a date planned or are you just saying hi?
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:29 PM
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21. Thursday is the night |
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The call is just a courtesy, you know. To tell her that Thursday's the night.
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:29 PM
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22. Nooo....keep your powder dry |
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You never know when you might need it. Wait and call her, just in case.;) (actually you should have called two days ago, she probably isn't talking to you by now)
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:35 PM
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Explain this to me again.
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:37 PM
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30. ahhh was just doing like a lockstep Dem |
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must keep powder dry wait until some other time in the future to use the tools at hand, etc.
Dude, call her. Now. Seriously. :)
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:34 PM
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26. it doesn't matter. She gave you a fake number so call anytime |
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:35 PM
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:37 PM
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31. At least I haven't been on the "High Speed Cox" party line all day |
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:37 PM
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Do you want to talk to her?
:shrug:
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:38 PM
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But not right now for one.
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:40 PM
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34. Well that thickens the plot |
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Which one is the "not right now?"
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:41 PM
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35. Either way I'll wait thirty minutes |
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:43 PM
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37. Don't phone her, throw it away and RUN like hell |
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:58 PM
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41. So ~that's~ the secret of your success with women. |
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Mon Jan-30-06 09:00 PM
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42. That and an uncanny knack for untimely questions |
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:45 PM
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38. So I'm to assume you've already slept with her. Right? |
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And that's how you got her number? I can't remember how this works.
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Mon Jan-30-06 09:37 PM
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45. yes, jpgray's booty call |
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:47 PM
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Clearly, she's desperate.
This might not last.
...Just kiddin'.
But don't wait, call.
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Mon Jan-30-06 08:50 PM
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40. call during American Idol!!! |
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She will loooovvvvveeeeeeeeeeee that!!!
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Mon Jan-30-06 09:35 PM
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44. if I met her at a bar |
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I would've called her on my cell on my way to the parking lot
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