So I got a girl's number two days ago

[jpgray]

Should I call her now, or tomorrow? :shrug:

[bleedingheart]

1. oh wait a month at least...

cuz you wanna really set the mood...

[jpgray]

Yeah I kind of don't feel like doing it right now

You're not her, are you?

[SOteric]

2. Now.

And again tomorrow.

[jpgray]

6. I'm busy tomorrow.

Fondue poisoning

[WritingIsMyReligion]

8. ...

:rofl:

[Fenris]

3. Why not just call and repeatedly leave messages on her voicemail?

[jpgray]

4. How coherent should I be?

How heavily should I breathe?

[Fenris]

20. Tell her you want to make her labia into earrings.

[jpgray]

25. It's a shame they're not pierced

My ears, I mean.

[Fenris]

33. Tell her you want to give them to another, hotter girl.

[jpgray]

36. Ah--the one in my oven

[GirlinContempt]

5. You should have called her four days ago

You're fucked

[jpgray]

7. I'm fucked? Good, that was one of my goals in this whole business.

[GirlinContempt]

10. Mission accomplished

:)

[RetroLounge]

9. You are so NOT money, dude...

sorry.

RL

[Ariana Celeste]

11. first things first

get drunk

chicks dig drunk dudes :)

[jpgray]

12. That's easy for me. I was conceived at the bottom of a Scotch bottle

[Ariana Celeste]

15. you too?

lol. crack open that bottle! :D

when your "s" starts to sound like "szhh" then it's time to call

[jpgray]

17. To get my "s" to sound like anything I usually need to eat lots of lentils

[WritingIsMyReligion]

13. Did she give it to you freely, or did you have to wheedle it out of her?

If she gave it to you with little or no prodding on your behalf, what the fuck have you been doing, man?? She obviously wants you to give her a ring, and she'll get all disappointed if she doesn't hear....

:D

[jpgray]

14. I'm waiting for the credit check to go through

[flamingyouth]

16. Find out what time she wakes up.

Then call her an hour earlier.

[jpgray]

24. Find out when she wakes up...

Do I have to call at that point or can I just knock on her bedroom window?

[sundog]

18. you were supposed to call her yesterday

you fucked up man

[jpgray]

23. In that case I hope fucking up is like marrying up

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

19. Depends....

when are you hoping to take her out? is there a date planned or are you just saying hi?

[jpgray]

21. Thursday is the night

The call is just a courtesy, you know. To tell her that Thursday's the night.

[Horse with no Name]

22. Nooo....keep your powder dry

You never know when you might need it.
Wait and call her, just in case.;)
(actually you should have called two days ago, she probably isn't talking to you by now)

[jpgray]

28. "Wait and call her"

Explain this to me again.

[Horse with no Name]

30. ahhh was just doing like a lockstep Dem

must keep powder dry
wait until some other time in the future to use the tools at hand, etc.

Dude, call her. Now.
Seriously. :)

[Fleshdancer]

26. it doesn't matter. She gave you a fake number so call anytime

:rofl:

just kidding.

[dolo amber]

27. .

:rofl:

[jpgray]

31. At least I haven't been on the "High Speed Cox" party line all day

:eyes:

[miss_american_pie]

29. Do you like her?

Do you want to talk to her?

:shrug:

[jpgray]

32. Yes and yes

But not right now for one.

[miss_american_pie]

34. Well that thickens the plot

Which one is the "not right now?"

[jpgray]

35. Either way I'll wait thirty minutes

[HEyHEY]

37. Don't phone her, throw it away and RUN like hell

[SOteric]

41. So ~that's~ the secret of your success with women.

[HEyHEY]

42. That and an uncanny knack for untimely questions

[XNASA]

38. So I'm to assume you've already slept with her. Right?

And that's how you got her number? I can't remember how this works.

[sundog]

45. yes, jpgray's booty call

[necso]

39. Call now.

Clearly, she's desperate.

This might not last.

...Just kiddin'.

But don't wait, call.

[LSK]

40. call during American Idol!!!

She will loooovvvvveeeeeeeeeeee that!!!

[JVS]

43. Next year

[Dukkha]

44. if I met her at a bar

I would've called her on my cell on my way to the parking lot