Hello, my name is ZombyWoof

[Zomby Woof]

I will be your host this evening.

[GirlinContempt]

1. What are you hosting?

[jpgray]

2. In that case, I'm your parasite.

[JanMichael]

3. The ashes and sackcloth competition this evening?

or the flogging events?

[Zomby Woof]

6. This is a conflagration-free thread

I refuse to participate in the hysterics. Hell, after the 2004 debacle, I warned people here many times that not only would Bush get at least TWO shots at SCOTUS, but that he would get the far-righties of his choice. Being a realist on DU is rarely rewarding, until the self-immolation begins. ;-)

[Sugar Smack]

4. If I tip you really well,

can I sit at the Captain's table? :D

[GirlinContempt]

5. Wait, is this a BBQ?

Or a Clam bake?

[Sugar Smack]

8. I think it's a giant Lobster bib.

And we'll get whatever we want, providing we go where we need to go.

Table manners need not apply. :9

[Zomby Woof]

7. You have a permanent place at it

No need to tip me, but I think GOPisEvil could use some help at the buffet line. :D

[Sugar Smack]

9. What to do?!?!?

Watch sweat beads break out on my friend's forehead, or help him dish the gravy? *damn*

:D

[Zomby Woof]

10. Make sure he gets seconds on the fried chicken

Even if it was made with corn flakes. ;-)

[SOteric]

11. Is this a formal occasion, or may I

show up in my sweats with uncombed hair?

[Zomby Woof]

12. I am counting on it

In fact, wear your sweats with the coffee stains. :hangover: :hi:

[SOteric]

14. Sorry, no coffee stains.

But the do reek of Vick's mentholated rub.

[Zomby Woof]

18. Which oddly...

Is a comforting/nostalgic childhood smell. :-)

[GOPisEvil]

13. Good evening, Mr. Woof.

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

16. Hey!

Did Sugar Smack make sure you got seconds on the chicken? :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

20. Yeah, but it was breaded with corn flakes!

I still ate it though. :9

[Zomby Woof]

23. Damn right you did

Damn Aggies and their bottomless guts! :P

[GOPisEvil]

24. *pats tummy*

*burp*

[SeattleGirl]

15. Why, thank you, ZombyWoof

Any chance of getting a table close to the dance floor?

[Zomby Woof]

17. Matcom's pole dancing?

Or the more refined ballroom dancing with Rabrrrrrr as your instructor?

[SeattleGirl]

30. Bwahahahaha!

I was actually just thinking of taking a turn on the dance floor with Mr. Wappler!

[Sal316]

19. Hey Mr. Woof... Long time no see

Serve me up somethin' good.

[Zomby Woof]

21. Great googlymoogly!!!!

SAL!!! :wow: Hey old timer! :D :bounce: How about some leftover meatloaf?? Nini and I just enjoyed some from last night's dinner.

[Sal316]

26. Sounds good to me.

I just made some tomato-sauced italian pork chops.


mmmm.mmmm goood.

[kedrys]

22. Hi ZombyWoof!

:hi: Disturbingly cute grandkid...got any raktajino? :donut:

[Zomby Woof]

25. I sure do!

And that he is. He even makes me look good! :D :donut: :hi:

[kedrys]

32. I thank the BGC you're there when I need coffee...

The Big Giant Cat allows you to help me stay conscious for a couple more hours. Huzzah! :D

[kedrys]

33. Duplicate, oops

DU zigged when it should have zagged. :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. Okay....I'm done arguing today anyway.

:hi: :hug: :loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

31. No you're not!

:P :evilgrin:


See what I mean? Giving a damn just kills ya. :D

I was reading in the L.A. Times today about the trace amounts of anti-depressants, Valiums, Viagras, et al that are being found in aquifers - our drinking water. No wonder we're fucked.

But hey, glad you're here! :hug: :loveya:

[ScreamingMeemie]

37. Glad to be here....

...:hug: Now it's relaxation time...i hope. ;)

[Zomby Woof]

40. Pull up a chair!

Or a sofa. ;-)

[Montauk6]

28. Greetings, ZombyWoof, so sorry to hear about your not sleeping for 300 yrs

Maybe you need to change the mattress on that antique bed, whaddya say? 1-800-DIAL-A-MATTRESS? A good night's rest does a body good, that's the Zomby Troof.

[Zomby Woof]

36. And going on 301...

It upsets my regular ZombyHoof. :D

[bridgit]

29. hi there, ZombyWoof, my name is: bridgit, queen of the borg...

would you be so kind as to buckle my head to my ass bone, sweety, as that would be so kind of you B-)

[Zomby Woof]

38. Where is Q when I need him?

:D

[spacelady]

34. I made a casserole.

[Zomby Woof]

39. Make sure GOPisEvil gets some

He gets mean when he misses the casserole.

[Ellen Forradalom]

35. Hi Zomby! I'm coming to your area on the first!

Two interviews, one in Westlake Village and one in Santa Barbara! I'll be out there until I leave on the 5th.

What was the name of that sushi place in Thousand Oaks again? And do you have time to meet a fellow evilDUer?

[Zomby Woof]

41. Yomama

http://www.yomamasushi.com

Good luck!

I am sure we can arrange it. There are plenty of us evilDUers in the L.A. area! :bounce:

[Ellen Forradalom]

42. I'll have Saturday free

but I don't know yet where my itinerary deposits me--in Santa Barbara or LA. I'll PM you when I find out.