This is how much I am addicted to popcorn:

[Rabrrrrrr]

I bought a 4-pack of microwavable popcorn in August of 2004. I used the third packet of that box tonight. In that time, I have had popcorn at the movies twice, and both times only because I didn't have a chance to eat before the movie and I had to eat something, and didn't even have time to stop and get something to eat to take into the movie...


Popcorn - it's okay once every six months or so.

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. It's probably expired....

...microwave popocorn doesn't last very long, and then you get a whole bunch of wasted kernels in the bottom. So many that it's not really worth the effort. :hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Eh, it was more popcorn than I wanted anyway...

:-)

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. It's really bad for your teeth

My dentist told me it was as bad as eating sweets.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. One of the reasons I don't eat it often is also because of the ten minutes

of fucking around with floss and toothbrushes to get all the shit out of my teeth.

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. Do what MrG does....(get ready to puke Rabrrrrrr)...

He puts popcorn in a glass of buttermilk and eats it with a spoon. Crazy Southerner. :puke:


***thank you for this totally non threatening thread.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Just one more reason that Lincoln, after he defeated those bastards,

should have turned them into slave states to serve the more intelligent and valuable northerners.

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. I totally have to leave the room...the house...it's so damned gross

looking. And I make him rinse out the glass before i'll even come near the kitchen. It is marital bliss.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Southerners aren't even human.

I mean, really, it's so obvious, it's a shame that we don't just admit it.

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. Well...I can't go that far...that would make my children half human.

Sigh... And all the trouble I went through...18 and 20 hours of labor...

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. But if they weren't part southerner, your labor would have been

a few minutes, and they would have come out of your womb speaking two languages and would have had acceptances to Harvard or Yale or Princeton or Columbia or some other college that smart - that is, northern - people go to.

[proud2BlibKansan]

10. If I was rich,

I would pay an inventor to make a popcorn without the kernels in it. I love the flavor of popcorn, but I am with you on that shit in my teeth. Yuck.