Not a single one of you sonsabitches could beat me in an unfair fight

[Rabrrrrrr]

in my favor.

Not a single one!!

Come on - bring it one!!! I'll take you in an unfair fight any day! I'll have your limbs cut off, or your heart removed, or have a passle of Teamsters bash your fucking head in with tire irons first, and then I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!

Yep, in an unfair fight, in my favor, I WILL CREAM YOU! LOSERS!

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. I could too....

...I wouldn't show up. And then I would win, by default...because I would declare myself the winner and have SCOTUS back me up on it. So...there.

[flvegan]

2. Define "unfair"

In my younger years, I partook in the unfair side of a couple fights, yet, I won.

BTW, I'm a lover, not a fighter. Just an FYI...

[Robb]

3. (sniff)

You're ... you're right. I am a loser. I just ... I just never thought about it before.

I'm ... a loser.



Good grief. :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. No, Robb... you, uniquely, are a looser.

I'm series.

[Robb]

6. I wanna be a loooooser

Somehow, the more o's you add, the dirtier it sounds. :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. Awwww. You're a good man, Robb.

:hi:

[BikeWriter]

7. Aw shit, does Rabrrrrrr-Rabrrrrrr need a huggy wuggy?

:smooch: :)

[HEyHEY]

8. We'll see about that jagoff!

[DanCa]

9. LOL. Just remember . I got a chronic neurological illness.

There's nothing that anyone can do to me that's worse than pd. Now riddle me this and riddle me that whose afraid of my big black bat? :evilgrin: :cool: :loveya:

[driver8]

10. I'll hit you with so many combinations you'll think you're a safe!!

How is that for tough talk!!?? :bounce:

[DanCa]

11. As George Foreman said

"If I miss you with my left hand, and I miss you with my right hand, while I'll bump you with my belly."

[Robeson]

12. You ain't shit boy. Now bend over and squeal like a pig.....

....

[KitchenWitch]

13. That is because I would *LET* you win!

:P

[SKKY]

14. Dude, I would hit you with so many lefts, you'll beg me for a right!

[LaurenG]

15. Unfair fight huh?

Well how's about a gang of us all twist your arms and kick you in the "taco" then you'd lose and it would meet your criteria for unfair it'd be "EXTREME" unfair. Oh yeah and we'd mess up your hair so you looked funny. :evilgrin: :bounce:

disclaimer: I really have no desire to fight, fairly or otherwise but this post lured me I tell you it lured me.

[BikeWriter]

16. That's okay, except Rabrrrrrr already looks funny.

:shrug:

[xmas74]

17. I could.

I worked in a mental institution for five years. I know every dirty trick when it comes to unfair fights and I always won.

[EstimatedProphet]

18. Oh yeah?!?

Well you spelled 'on' wrong! Moran!

[texas1928]

19. Don't make me show you what a one legged man in an ass kicking contest...

looks like.

You will go home crying.

[DS1]

20. Maybe not

but while you were travelling to the unfair fight, I'd have someone wire your house to blow up 3 minutes after you got inside.

[DanCa]

21. Maybe not but I bet i can show you naked pics of......

Denny Hasterat on a stairmaster and have it mess with your head. Lol am I dirty fighter aint I :D