There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. He called everyone "brother"

2. He liked Gospel

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.





But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.


But the most compelling evidence of all---3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

[BikeWriter]

1. Excuse me? Jesus was a Japanese farmer.

[DerekG]

2. The Jewish attributes are hilarious

I recall Robin Williams using that bit during a Broadway performance.

[DanCa]

3. Lol. I've always thought of Jesus as a glowing orb of energy

And that when he needed to assume physical form he could just shape change and look like the culture he was addressing. Okay time for a new psych med.

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. LOL

Hey Dan :hi:

[DanCa]

5. Hey bud. :D

Are you up for some freeper patrol tonight :D JK

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. Actually I think I am going to sit with a bunch of local Dems

in a theater and watch dubya try to articulate this speech. But if I am not too tired when I get home, I will be doing some freeper patrol here.

I went to the state capitol today for Child Advocacy Day. It was an interesting day, full of politics :)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=162&topic_id=5053&mesg_id=5053

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. 3 reasons Jesus was not a republican:

1. He wasn't a lying piece of shit who valued money, power, hypocrisy, and vaingloriousness more than people
2. He wasn't a piece of shit at all.
3. When asked, "What would you do, Jesus?", his first response was always "It depends, but it sure as hell wouldn't involve voting for a Republican; or a pharisee or a publican or a piece of shit, as we called them in my day"

[DanCa]

7. And Jesus multiplied fish he didn't poison them with mercury . (nt).

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. And he fed the hungry, instead of saying "Get a job!" and he

healed the sick without saying "Get your own goddamned insurance!" and he dined with prostitutes instead of buying one every night and then going on TV about how sex outside marriage is evil.