Die you gravy-sucking little shit!

[LittleClarkie]

Is it wrong to wish death upon an insurgent rodent?

I have purchased multiple cheese wedges of death for the purpose of snuffing the mouse who ran across my kitchen floor this evening. More than Skinner's call to go and get a beer, that little motherfucker made me feel like having a drink at the pub, where I spent the night listening to a bunch of clueless Republicans talk about what Bush hasn't done, and yet how he was the better one of the two evils to vote for because he would keep us safe. If I wouldn't have been preoccupied by my little furry nemesis, I might have jumped into that discussion.

[DanCa]

1. I thought this was a Denny Hasterat thread.

I guess the word little should have clued me in to as why it wasn't it.

[LittleClarkie]

2. Well if he's a beady eyed little rodent too

then I suppose my thread could do double duty.

[xchrom]

3. see i couldn't have gone out to get a beer

as i would be on my kitchen table screaming ''eeek, a mouse!''

sigh -- yes i know --

[LittleClarkie]

4. I had a fight or flight response

I let out a little scream, then immediately went for the "cheese wedge of death" at Walgreens. I saw Mr. Mouse in the kitchen. You'd think I'd then put the trap in the kitchen. But I don't want him in the kitchen, so I put the bait where I know they have come in and out before. Hopefully he comes in and out, and doesn't have a residence on the premises. It's only a two bedroom apartment. There are already two occupants here, and Mr. Mouse isn't paying rent.

So he goes.

I've been told that the snap trap is less cruel. Yeah, but, I can't touch the thing after it's done it's job. I really need for it to go and die... elsewhere.

Kinda terrible, isn't it.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Hate to tell you this.

But where there is one, there are more.

The best way to get rid of them is to kill one, two or three and then they will stop coming in.

Don't know why that works, but it does.

You may have to go the snap trap route and then get someone to deal with the corpse.

I don't envy you. I moved from an apartment in CT once because of mice. It totally freaked me out.

[azmouse]

5. You worry me! LOL

<:3)~~~~~~

[RevCheesehead]

11. That's really cute!

You can make him/her go the other way, too - right? :)

[azmouse]

12. The ears are a problem.

~~~~~(3:>

I figure I could get along with anyone who has 'cheese' in their name! :pals:

[texas1928]

7. D-Con makes a circular trap that you put bait in the bottom and...

then turn it to set it. The mouse goes in and WHAM, they kind of get scrambled. you do not have to see it or touch the corpse. just throw it away. We have caught 2 or three with those.

[LittleClarkie]

8. D-Con also makes "the cheese wedge of death"

as well. If that doesn't work, I'll try your method.

[texas1928]

9. yeah but with the cheese wedge

they could go off and die in the wall, and then P U, with the circular trap body is disposed of.

[RevCheesehead]

10. You'll have to forgive me, clarkie....

but I do take offense at anyone using cheese as a means of death.
Bait? Most certainly.
Weapon? Hardly.
Deadly? Only if crossed, multiple times.

:hi:

[LittleClarkie]

13. Forgive me oh cheesey one

Oh, the shame of it. And from a Packer fan too. I will have to go and beat myself with my Favre jersey to atone

[RevCheesehead]

14. Nah, you might need to hang on to that...

because it might become a collector's item. :cry:

There's just somethin' about the words "cheese wedge of death" that :scared: me.