Here is tonight's TV lineup

[RockaFowler]

9 p.m.
George tap-dances with all his might to avoid elimination on "Dancing With the Constitution" (ABC).

George W. tries to convince the Flaming Lips to allow domestic spying and data mining on "State of the Monkey" (CBS).

Joe Rogan threatens sexual cruelty, forces contestants to dig the Quran out of pork and raw sewage, and makes enemy combatants walk a tightrope of razor wire in Gitmo on "Fear Factor: State of the Union" (NBC).

George W. Bush performs ABBA's "Take a Chance on Me" on '70s night of "Presidential Idol" (Fox/FNC).! Sean Hannity says it's the best performance of the contest so far, Ann Coulter invites him back to her hotel room, and Ed Shultz finds the whole thing pitchy and over-rehearsed.

The President tells jokes offending gays, blacks and Democrats on "Softball With Chris Matthews" (MSNBC).

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/tvb/20060131/113872684500.html

[azmouse]

1. No wonder there's a disturbance in the force!

:scared: