I think I'm going to give up and just go completely batshit insane

[anarch]

This "trying to fit in to society" thing just isn't working out, and all my attempts at rational discourse have availed me nothing. The way things seem to be going in the world, it seems to me that the only sensible thing is to go completely out of my fucking mind.

Right then...I'm off to go yell gibberish at strangers out in the street.

:crazy:

:hi:

[Sugar Smack]

1. *links arm with anarch* I'll come with you.

I think tonight, for example, I'll put on a padded robe, feathered mules, smear lipstick on my face, mascara under my eyes, drink a whole bottle of gin and start shouting at myself.

:P :crazy: :hi: :toast:

Sounds like a plan!

[no name no slogan]

2. eh, it's been done

Believe me, I tried it for several years, and it's not nearly as lucrative as it used to be.

My new thing: sending male Strip-O-Grams to Bill O'Reilly's office.

:hi:

[JitterbugPerfume]

3. I have been bat shit crazy since 1958

they're coming to take me away ha ha ho ho hee hee